Menacing Brown Clouds
May 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Heyy
You: Can you tell me why the clouds outside my house are brown?
You: That’s not normal, is it?
Stranger: Ohhh god. I’m afraid you’re in big trouble dear..
You: Why is that?
Stranger: Brown clouds = no good . very very very no good.
You: What’s going to happen?
Stranger: Only god knows, only god knows. But you better prepare because… no good. very very very no good, dear… Did they talk to you? Tell me….
You: Did who talk to me? Nobody talked to me.
You: Oh god, was someone supposed to talk to me?
Stranger: They did not talk to you! Oh lord…… Eat cheese. Eat lots of cheese.
You: What kind? Is chedder all right?
Stranger: NO!
You: Swiss?
Stranger: No… I don’t think so… Goat cheese would be good. Eat the goat too, it might help.
You: BUT I DON’T HAVE A GOAT
You: OH GOD
You: OH GOD
Stranger: EAT YOUR CAT, YOUR DOG, YOUR KID… whatever walks on four legs and smells! HURRY! You fool!
You: BUT I DON’T WANT TOO!!!! I WUV MY KITTY
Stranger: YOU DON’T HAVE A CHOICE. It would eat you if it had a chance. SO HURRY! oh dear… They did not talk to you…. EAT IT. NOW.
You: ok
You: ok
You: I’ll go get it….
You: Ok, I’ve got my cat.
You: wait nevermind lol, the clouds are gone
Stranger: ……………………………….. oh god.
Stranger: Eat it anyway. ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Kyle from USA
(46 votes, score: 4.28)
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