Meme Bromance

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Meme Bromance

April 26th, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Good evening.

Stranger: Socially awkward penguin

You: I love socially awkward penguin.

Stranger: herp derp

You: Advice dog and courage wolf and the like are all well and good, I suppose.

You: But nothing makes me hate myself more then identifying with Socially Awkward Penguin.

You: Except perhaps Bachelor Frog.

Stranger: Everything went better than expected

You: That never happens.

You: A fairy tale ending for hopeless optimists.

Stranger: what about Philosoraptor

You: A mind ahead of his time.

Stranger: or Hispter kitty

You: I don’t believe anyone has ever decided.

Stranger: or Pedo bear

Stranger: Prancing cera

You: A good friend (and by good friend I mean a guy I knew in elementary school who sleeps with both guys and girls alike and has a thing for me but he’s kind of a manwhore) has a pedobear sticker on the back of his car.

You: Not that you needed to know that, but FUN FACT.

You: Or perhaps PROTIP if you prefer.

Stranger: cool story bro

You: I take that as a compliment.

You: I’d venture as guess as to your origin, but I’d be violating rules one and two, I’d surmise.

Stranger: troll

You: Far from it.

You: Merely drunk, and looking for someone to converse with.

Stranger: i wish i was drunk, you’re very intellectual when you drink

You: I thank you for that. A portion of my consciousness tries to insist that, if I’m capable of conversing intelligently while intoxicated, I’m not drunk enough to make an ass of myself.

Stranger: you make me want to be a better person

You: My being an inspiration to a stranger inspires me in kind.

You: Thank you.

Stranger: your’e welcome crazy smart drunk stranger

You: Were I a smart man, I’d go to sleep, since I’ve college in less then 8 hours. But bad decisions commonly turn out for the best.

You: Or at least, if I tell myself that often enough, I start to believe it.

Stranger: you should get some sleep as you will be even more of a intellectual in the morning

You: I’m far too wrought with social anxiety for that. :) But I’m glad I’ve given an impression otherwise.

You: Perhaps I’ll take your advice, regardless. I can’t rely on my own judgment, so I’ll take the advice of a stranger.

You: Cheers.

Stranger: go to bed crazy man

You: G’night.