Omegle Conversations

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Fascinating.

Stranger: Quite.

You: My life has just improved exponentially having read this “question”.

Stranger: One must wonder if a particular type of cock is preferential to the Original Poster.

You: Perhaps we are in fact expressing an assumed perversion about the Original Poster.

Stranger: I would imagine one that is smaller than his or her own as to not intimidate. Unfortunately, that limits the choices to penis’ of a size less than 2.5 inches.

You: Perhaps the Original Poster is in fact a fan of male Gallus domesticus.

You: Then again, I quite approve of your theory.

Stranger: I see the validity in your argument, but with no way to prove it, we are merely suffering from conjecture on both sides. Sort of how like OP enjoys his sex life.

You: Touche, touche.

You: Then again, is there any means of proving an Original Poster’s motive?

Stranger: Now you bring up a fantastic point. We could attempt to solve the question at hand without actually trying to solve the question. I do enjoy a proper riddle old boy.

You: Or even our own? For we have, in fact, shown the maximum interest in the OP’s sex life that the poor chap has ever experienced.

Stranger: Oh! Here, here. I’ll have to go purchase some ointment for that poor chap if you keep those burns up.

You: The poor chap, indeed.

You: Well, I must depart. I have just wasted three minutes of my life discussing the mating rituals of a lonely eunuch, and there is science to be done.

Stranger: Well good sir. I must be off. Cavier does not eat itself.

Stranger: I hope to see you in the Apeture Labs later.

You: It was simply spiffing theorisizing with you. Perhaps we may discuss the GLaDOS software update over lunch?

Stranger: Sounds like a plan. I bid you adieu.

You: Farewell, old bean. Toodleoo.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.