Let’s Laugh at Minorities
December 8th, 2009
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Let’s laugh at minorities.
You: Let’s.
Stranger: My good sir, I ask you. How do you babysit a black child?
You: I do not know, tell me, how do you babysit a black child?
Stranger: Simple. Attach velcrow to the ceiling and give the niglet a trampoline.
You: Oh what jolly good fun.
You: I ask you, do you know how to save a black man from drowning?
You: Yes or no question.
Stranger: No.
You: GOOD.
Stranger: I ask of you this.
Stranger: What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
You: Oh tell me tell me.
Stranger: A pilot.
Stranger: You racist.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Avenel from USA
(71 votes, score: 4.15)
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