Leauge of Batmen
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey there.
You: Who might you be?
Stranger: I’m Stranger, Stranger.
You: Ah, but I am Batman, Stranger
Stranger: Batman would never reveal himself to anyone!
You: I will and I do. I say it all the time. I AM BATMAN
Stranger: the person he was talking to knew he was Batman!
You: Stranger are you related to the Riddler of the Joker?
Stranger: But only a master detective could know that he was Batman before he revealed himself
You: What nefarious plan do you hold for Gotham City, Stranger?
Stranger: I must also be Batman!
Stranger: I don’t have any nefarious plans, Batman.
Stranger: I’m Batman.
You: Hmm. I guess we could form a league or something….
You: but I have defeated most of Gotham’s bad guys…
Stranger: A League of Batmen?
Stranger: Well the we’ll have to get bigger!
Stranger: The Galactic League of Batmen!
Stranger: The GLB!
You: With the bag guys gone, what I’m saying is that the league might end up being more like a pool club
Stranger: Well I do like pool.
You: Yes me too don’t get me wrong. I was really hoping you were a new bad guy… Where do you think we can find some?
Stranger: I hear Central City’s pretty bad.
Stranger: That and Coast City.
You: Hmmm, I have get a whole new crime-fighting licence
You: but I guess it can be done
You: Batman: Central City. It will be like CSI
Stranger: Except with less one-liners.
You: Can I still “Kapow!” there do you think?
Stranger: Unless you’re Brave and the Bold Batman.
Stranger: Then there’ll be plenty of one-liners.
You: Ok Batman – well I think that’s the plan then. I’ll move to Central City and clear it up a bit. You sort out Coast City. We leave another Batman here
You: We’ll have a conference once a year.
You: For training and seminars and stuff
Stranger: Will our conference have a name?
Stranger: True Batmen think alike.
You: Great minds, Batman, great minds
Stranger: And again.
You: Oh, and don’t bother getting a “Robin” that really didn’t work out here
Stranger: Who, Jason?
You: Grrrrr. That name still makes me mad. Do you get Alfred or do I?
Stranger: You can have Alfred.
Stranger: I get Michael Caine.
You: Ok thanks. Really, no one else can press my shirts like he can. Top butler.
Stranger: No problem, Batman.
You: Well Batman, we should part ways here. Take the fight to the enemy and all that
Stranger: Yeah I guess.
Stranger: I am the night and all that.
You: See you at Batcon though! Miami here we come! Woohoo!!
Stranger: Until then, Batman!
You: Remember I am Batman. And now so are you.
You: Peace out
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Brian from UK