Learning The Ways of Evil
November 5th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: join the dark side
You: muahahahaha
You: *cough sputter*
Stranger: the fuck man
You: excuse me, my maniacal laugh was showing
Stranger: you gotta do it right
Stranger: smooth
You: teach me your ways
Stranger: like BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA !!!! motherfuckaaa
Stranger: and don’t forget to wiggle your fingers
You: now, is the motherfuckaaa necessary, or is that just for flare?
You: flair even
Stranger: optional
Stranger: but gives you a bit of a *hood touch
Stranger: if your going for that
Stranger: now wiggling your fingers..
Stranger: thats necessary
You: are we talking spirit fingers here?
You: or more like terrifying witchy fingers?
You: im double jointed, does that help?
Stranger: more like massage your chin so that more hair grows
Stranger: and YES!
You: hmmm, im a girl, will that present a problem to my chin hair?
Stranger: no, but!
Stranger: if your a girl you should probably be naked whilst doing this
Stranger: gives more of an intimidating lok
Stranger: especially if your fat
You: ah, good call
You: *strips*
You: hmmm…i feel this leaves me susceptible to bullets
You: and other pointy objects
Stranger: no no no no common misconception
Stranger: this actually prevents this
Stranger: with your skin unmasked, its true powers will HELP you
You: oh wow, boy did i have it wrong
Stranger: okay okay okay
Stranger: put your clothes back on bitch, and buy a sword
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Rhichi from USA
(26 votes, score: 4.19)
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