Lawfully Wedded Shoe
September 17th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I love you.
Stranger: I love you too
You: Let’s get married.
Stranger: Allright, when?
You: Right now.
Stranger: I do :D
You: And now we are married!
You: What do you want to do now?
Stranger: *shoves cake in your mouth*
You: *smushes cake on your face* :3
Stranger: How romantic ^.^
You: This has been a beautiful wedding.
You: <3
Stranger: I hope my parents are proud….
You: But you never introduced me to your parents……
Stranger: I dont even know what gender you are…. O.o
You: I don’t have a gender. I’m a teddy bear. :3
Stranger: Omg, what a coincidence!
Stranger: Im a shoe….
You: We make a beautiful couple, then.
You: Our babies will be teddy bears wearing shoes.
Stranger: Sweet
You: Speaking of…. i’m pregnant. I had to wait to tell you after the
wedding because I was afraid you wouldn’t marry me if you knew.
wedding because I was afraid you wouldn’t marry me if you knew.
Stranger: But… We got married as soon as we met…. It must be someone elses… Plus, i thought i was the wife :0
You: I told you, i’m a teddy bear. I have no gender. I’m a husband and a
wife. And yes, the baby is someone else’s…. it’s your second cousin
brother in law twice removed’s child.
wife. And yes, the baby is someone else’s…. it’s your second cousin
brother in law twice removed’s child.
Stranger: Darn it! That stupid jared always steals my wifes
You: That Jared is a real charmer…. but he was nothing but a fling. I love only you, my bride!
Stranger: I cant talk to you right now >.>
You: But i’m so sorry! Come back to me, my love! :c
Stranger: I have to talk to jared *grabs tiny gun with….. shoe laces*
You: Are you going to kill him? It may be what he deserves…. and if it’s
what you must do to love me again, then i’ll hide the body for you!
what you must do to love me again, then i’ll hide the body for you!
Stranger: I think you just made me love you again! *tears up*
You: Oh, i’m overjoyed! You have made me the happiest bear alive, my shoe
wife. I will love you no matter what, and I only hope you will love me
too despite my faults and the fling I had with that awful Jared. *hugs*
wife. I will love you no matter what, and I only hope you will love me
too despite my faults and the fling I had with that awful Jared. *hugs*
Stranger: *hugs back* i do, i do love you. Jared will no longer be a part of my life
Stranger: *our life
You: But what about the child I have by him?
Stranger: What do you wanna do with it?
You: I’ll do whatever you want to…. but i’d hate to do anything drastic. We could raise it together as if it were our own?
Stranger: Im not sure i could do that if i see jared’s horrible face on it…
You: I understand, my love. I will do anything to keep you happy!
Stranger: Well darn…. I have to eat my shoe dinner…. I guess this is farewell forever
You: Oh, what sorrow. I will never forget you, shoe wife! *hugs*
Stranger: *hugs back* me either, teddy husband!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Pomegranate from USA
(39 votes, score: 4.56)
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Just because something is weird, does not make it unique or entertaining.
Das boot :>
Hey “go away”, just because it’s cynical and in text doesn’t make it a good comment.
I second Sage’s comment.
Hey Sage, if it’s not a good comment, why did you write it?