Last One to Disconnect..
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What’s a pedofile?
Stranger: I know a pedoPHile
Stranger: But not a pedofile.
Stranger: Do I find new computer programs attractive or something?
You: Is it like a toenail file?
Stranger: Well thought out.
Stranger: But even so, that’s pretty gross.
Stranger: Feet are kind of nasty.
You: True. I don’t think I’d want to be a nail file. Dirty work, dirty work…
Stranger: I appreciate you.
Stranger: You use good spelling, grammar, and punctuation.
Stranger: Keep it up.
You: And the same to you.
Stranger: But, I’m a toenail file. Good night!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Pippin from USA