Keyboard Diarrhea
June 29th, 2009
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: get lost
You: fucker
Stranger: you get lostt lol
You: wtf dyou want from me ?
Stranger: nothinggg
You: wthen why the fuck u here ?
Stranger: why are you here
You: i’ve always been here!
Stranger: ahhh so this is your turff lol
You: nao gtfo
Stranger: make me im not disconnecting
Stranger: :)
You: ok
You: as u wish
You: ima watch movie, see ya in 2h30
Stranger: okkkkkkk lol
Stranger: ill watch a movie tooo :p
You: fine
Stranger: lol
You: wat movie ?
Stranger: junebugggg…oh wait u dont care cause you hate me and want me to get the fuck off lol
You: haha mine is longer
You: see ya
You: *off*
Stranger: ill watch another movie ma best friends with me and rented 3 moviess lol
Stranger: oooook then ill just leave you lots of messages while im watching junebuggg lol
Stranger: cuz its funny how pissed you areeeeeeeee
Stranger: like omg why is this bitch still talking to me
You: u know i’m really wtching something.
Stranger: OMG UR THERE LOL
You: ofc
You: but nao i’m gone
Stranger: I LOVE YOUUUUUUU LMFAO
Stranger: u said that last time
You: *rly off*
Stranger: ok then since ur off i can leave more messages and you wont know
Stranger: because you are really off this time
Stranger: to watch a movie
Stranger: thats not as good as junebugg
Stranger: and longer
Stranger: lol
Stranger: awwwww im such a bitchhhhh..
Stranger: but idc lol
Stranger: heyyy sexxxyyy why dont youuuu
Stranger: take off all your clothes and then give me sum suggaaaaaaa
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: im taking all mine off
Stranger: and me and ma girl are rubbing each othass booobs and its making this funny squeky sound cause she just got outta the showere
Stranger: awwwww the redhead in junebuggg is sooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: sooooooooooooo
Stranger: soooooooo
Stranger: cutee! I <3 her
Stranger: just in case you wanted to know
Stranger: i hope your movie is half as cute as this girl in junebugg
Stranger: omg she makes me wanna have a baby tooo!
Stranger: and that guy from the oc is such an asshoolee it makes me mad
Stranger: i wonder if the oc is still on
Stranger: do you know if the oc is still running
Stranger: OMG I ALL OF A SUDDEN THOUGHT OF WHEN GILMORE GIRLS ENDED
Stranger: THAT MADE ME SOOOO SADDD YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Stranger: YOU WANNA HEAR THE STORY
Stranger: OK GOOD I THOUGHT SOOO
Stranger: OK SO IT WAS THE 3RD LAST EPISODE AND ME AND MA GIRL RACHEL WERE LIKE OMG I WANT TO BE LORELEI SHES SO FUNNY AND RORY AND DEAN WERE TOOO CUTE BUT LOGAN STARTED OFF AS AN ASSHOLE BUT WEVE COME AROUND
Stranger: ANYWAY SOOO WE WERE WATCHING AND LIKE OMG I CANT WAIT TILL NEXT SEASON
Stranger: AND THENNNNNNNNN
Stranger: NEXT WEEK THE COMMMERCIALS AFTER SAID THE NEXT EPISODE WOULD BE THE
Stranger: DRUM ROLL PLEASE
Stranger: SERIES FINALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: OMG AND IT SOOO WASNT A GOOD ENOUGH ENDING
Stranger: BUT IT WAS SOOOOOO CUTE WHEN LORELEI AND LUKE FINALLY MADE UP
Stranger: CHRISTOPHER REALLY PISSED ME OFF IN THE LAST LIKE 4 SEASONSS
Stranger: AWWW I KNOW I SAID I WOULD WAIT FOR 3 HOURS
Stranger: AND I REALLY WANNA SEE YOU CRACK OUT OF BEING SOOO PISSSED OFF
Stranger: BUT I MAY LOG OFF NOW
Stranger: BUT IT WAS FUN TORMENTING YOU
Stranger: ITS SOOO FUNNY HOW BAD YOU WANTED ME TO LOG OFFFF AND LEAVE YOU ALONE
Stranger: I KNOW IMMMMABYYYYITCHH GET OVA IT
Stranger: YOUD BETTER BE THE HOTTEST GUYYY ON EARTH TO BE SUCH AN ASSHOLEEE
Stranger: OMG LIKE HUGH JACKMANS LITTLE BROTHER
Stranger: OMG THAT WOULD BE SOOOO HTO
Stranger: I WONDER IF HE HAS LIKE A YOUNGER BROTHER LIKE 17 KINDA NAUGHTY AND DANGEROUS BUT MEGA HOT WHO LIKES TO PARTY AND PLAYS BASKETBALL
Stranger: OMG IM DROOLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: WELL I GUESS IM LOGGING OFF NOW
Stranger: ANY MINUTE
Stranger: OMG JUNEBUGGGG ASHLEY IS SOOOOOO CUTEE I WOULD NEVER BE THAT LOVABLE ESPECIALLY TO AN AUNT IN LAW
Stranger: IS THAT THE RIGHT WORD FOR HER???
Stranger: IDK
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SAY
Stranger: THAT WHENEVER YOUR BACK ON
Stranger: AND SEE ALLLLLLL MY MESSAGESSSSS
Stranger: THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THEM ALLL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: THEN YOU SHOULD SEE JUNEBUGG TO SEE HOW ADORABLE AND LOVABLE ASHLEY IS
Stranger: WELL IM FINALLY OFF SO IF YOUR SITTING THERE WAITING FOR ME TO GET OFF
Stranger: YOUR DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: DREAMS COME TRUE OMG LIKE THAT SOME SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOWWW
Stranger: I LOVE THAT SONG
You: holy fucking cow on a stick
Stranger: ANYWAYYYYY OMG UR ONNN! LOL
You: i admitt i wasnt expecting that
You: you should get a life
Stranger: I KNOW U WERENT
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Hugh Jackman’s little brother from France
(77 votes, score: 4.61)
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wow, stranger is friggin cool and you is an asshole. That doesn’t happen too often…
that is tru commitment..
LMFAO this is hysterical i was laughing for DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSS
you’re an idiot. She probably wrote this in 10min and did some other stuff in the meanwhile. Fun way to mess with people. But you seriously didn’t need to be a dick about it
btw, if you didn’t disconnect, it’s cause you hoped she’d be there