Keyboard Contamination
February 19th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi.
You: I fucking hate everybody here
Stranger: I hate the horny bastards.
Stranger: Like. Get some fucking porn, it’s not that hard.
You: I dont even know how you can get off to cyber sex
You: It’s not very hot
Stranger: Ikr.
You: and there is a great probability that the keyboard will be contaminated from all the switching between penis and writing
Stranger: Ew, I never thought about that.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Helena from Greece
(39 votes, score: 4.51)
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Hahaha, you are awesome! xD