Jolly Good
April 8th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: we meet again stranger
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: assuming you’re the same stranger I;ve just spoken to
Stranger: which i very much doubt
You: assuming i am
Stranger: Then I would be amazed considering the probability
You: it would
Stranger: let’s see if you are the same stranger
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: usa
Stranger: nope, wrong stranger
Stranger: I was looking for someone fro, Rugby
Stranger: *from
You: ah, but i could have been lying
Stranger: you could
Stranger: But i fail to see why you woud
Stranger: *would
Stranger: please pardon my typing
You: i fail to see why i wouldn’t
You: your typing is pardoned
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: You’re most kind
You: as are you
Stranger: thank you
You: your welcome
Stranger: So, where in the Untied States do you live
Stranger: it’s a rather large place
You: its is, isn’t it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: well…
You: well?
Stranger: where in the US do you live
Stranger: acctually, I don’t know why I’m asking; my American geography is abissmal
You: I laugh
Stranger: why?
You: you ask a question for no reason?
Stranger: why do laugh
Stranger: that was my question
You: i find it rather funny
Stranger: oh, fair enough
You: that it is
Stranger: well, that’s fine isn’t it
You: it is
Stranger: Sorry, did I ever get how old you are?
You: yes, you did
Stranger: oh, well I appear to ahve forgotten
You: alas, i can only say it once
Stranger: oh well, never mind
Stranger: ’tis not a vital piece of information
You: that it is not
Stranger: so, are you going to do much over the holidays?
You: no
Stranger: Atleast I assume you get some holiday for Easter
Stranger: oh, why not?
You: there are not holidays for me to celebrate
Stranger: No, but don’t you still get some holiday time?
Stranger: time off work or school
You: That is true
Stranger: And why don’t you celebrate Easter?
You: it is not part of my religion
Stranger: oh, I see
Stranger: I’m so very soory
Stranger: What religion are you?
Stranger: don’t worry, I won’t think any less of you
You: Pastafarian
Stranger: #
Stranger: C of E
Stranger: but only moderatley
Stranger: Pastafrian? Don’t be riduclous- why don’t you just say athesist
You: It is a real religion
You: Look it up!
Stranger: I know, but it’s nonsence
You: Says you
Stranger: It’s that one founded by Richard Dawkins isn’t it?
You: Let us get off the topic of religion
Stranger: yes, let’s
Stranger: Did i ever tell you were I’m from?
You: No, you did not
Stranger: oh i am sorry
Stranger: I’m from the UK
You: no need to be sorry
You: The UK
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why are you repeating me?
You: just to be clear
Stranger: ok
You: alright
Stranger: Normally at this point Yanks like to praise our accent and culture and how they so dearly want to go to London
Stranger: Thank you for not doing so
You: your welcome
Stranger: Is there a thing about accents over there?
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: well, when ever I talk to an American, usally at least, they profess to love the British accent and sy how sexy it is (if they’re fewmale any way) and boast about their impression
Stranger: I’ve never understood why
Stranger: Becuase over here many of us loath the American accent
You: we loath it too
Stranger: With good reason
You: indeed
Stranger: anyway, I msut go
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Jordan from USA
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hahaha this was awesome
one is desperately trying to have a conversation while the other barely speaks haha