Japanese Philologist Motoori Norinaga
January 18th, 2011
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Stranger: hi there
You: wanna roleplay?
Stranger: sure, why not.
You: what do you want to be?
Stranger: the japanese philologist motoori norinaga
Stranger: failing that, phil collins
You: cool, im a lvl 29 paladin
Stranger: hmm… didn’t consider the level aspect
You: with +5 against orcs sword of glory
Stranger: i want to be level X+1
You: roll for it first
Stranger: mmkay
Stranger: i’ll roll this can of diet coke
Stranger: 12 Fl OZ
Stranger: (355 mL)
You: oh snap
You: i think you just gained a level
Stranger: sweetness
You: Oh noes
Stranger: /sucralose
Stranger: aspartame
You: 17th century chemist Robert Boyle appears!
You: 17th century chemist Robert Boyle uses CHEMISTRY.
Stranger: phil collins morphs into 18th century japanese philologist motoori norinaga
You: oh frisky!
Stranger: Norinaga uses PHONOCENTRISM
You: Critical hit
Stranger: haha
You: my paladin removes his helmet to reveal he is actually Bjork
You: icelandic singer
Stranger: phil collins attempts to transform back into himself
You: she composes a tune
Stranger: so that he and Bjork can finally settle the score
Stranger: who is the 20th century’s top electronic musician?
Stranger: phil collins summons michael jackson
Stranger: …from the DEAD
You: Bjork summons Kraftwerk using hipster cred/
Stranger: haha
You: and she wears a funny dress
Stranger: michael jackson summons an army of anamatronic love dolls modeled on pre-pubescent boys
You: Bjork hides in a giant apple!
You: all the while gathering power
Stranger: Phil collins hides with James in a giant peach!
You: Bjork convinces tim burton to leave the film industry as he hasn’t made anything really good in quite some time
You: the peach takes damage
Stranger: “I Ran” by Flock of Seagulls begins to play
You: no crappy 80s synthpop Bjork’s only weakness
You: she is defeated
Stranger: Phil Collins prize? The Icelandic presidency.
You: Oh snap
Stranger: And a go with one of the animatrons.
You: haa
You: that was fun, g’ night
Stranger: night
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Jimmy from USA
(28 votes, score: 4.54)
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