Internet Missionary
November 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: Jesus Christ died for YOU!
You: I told that motherfucker I didn’t need him to do that!
Stranger: Woah, so you’re what…like 2000 years old?
You: yep. but i haven’t aged a day.
Stranger: But on a more serious note: He REALLY died. If you reject HIM, what will you say at the judgment day?
Stranger: Jesus said: “I am the way the truth and the life, no one comes to the Father except through Me.”
You: oh honey, don’t worry im going to hell. I won’t have a judgement day
Stranger: Man, you wouldn’t say that if you weren’t ignorant
You: ignorance is bliss.
Stranger: EVERYONE will stand before the judgment throne of God. No man will be able to skip that day
Stranger: Now that you know, the blood’s not on my hands
You: god job im a women then!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Sarah from England
(32 votes, score: 3.41)
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