Interdimensional Communication
March 9th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings Earthling.
Stranger: funny… i’m not from earth
You: Curious! Where are you from, then?
You: I am from Raxacoricofallapatorius.
You: You may “google” it if you wish
Stranger: i’m from never never land
You: That is an odd name for a planet.
Stranger: it’s not a planet
Stranger: but a plane in an alternate dimension.
You: I see. What do you do in never never land?
Stranger: we use verizon wireless. and chat on omegle. about it.
You: What an exciting existance!
You: On Raxacoricofallapatorius we only have omegle
You: And “google”
Stranger: do you use plasma tech to project connections to this “earth”?
You: but we cannot click on the links.
You: We use brains.
Stranger: ah yes. that sounds intriguing. my civilization is full of individuals known as “psychers”
Stranger: they are socially unwanted
Stranger: but the government uses them for warp travel
You: Using verizon wireless and chatting on omegle is preferable, then?
Stranger: no, that’s our vacation. well, then yes. i apologize, for it is late at night
You: I will not keep you from your slumbering time then.
You: Goodbye.
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Kate from USA
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Ironic. I’m from Clom.