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Instant Deboner

November 5th, 2010
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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi , horny girl ?
You: Girl
You: Bored
You: So… sure
You: sex?
Stranger: cool
You: Ok
Stranger: how old ?
You: 18
Stranger: good im 18 too
You: Awesome
You: So I pull up my shirt slowly
Stranger: yeah
You: take it off and throw it at you
You: I smile, inviting you to come closer
Stranger: good
You: I grab your shirt and pull your ear up to my mouth
You: I whisper
You: “I’m actually a 42 year old man”
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Garrett from China

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  1. Doksan
    November 7th, 2010 at 14:55 | #1

    Hhahahahhahahaah, I laughed so hard at this. DAMN

  2. Wik
    November 8th, 2010 at 08:18 | #2

    Funny stuff.

  3. carrot
    November 9th, 2010 at 03:06 | #3

    Nice. That’s what you get for ignoring Rule 30!

  4. Lemmie
    November 9th, 2010 at 21:48 | #4

    i wonder if the number 42 was used on purpose…

  5. Blah Blah
    December 23rd, 2010 at 10:49 | #5

    AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! :))

  6. lynx
    January 30th, 2011 at 20:27 | #6

    I copied twice now what you have written, awesome :D rofl

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