Infinity Is a Bitch
March 2nd, 2010
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, 18/m/usa lookin’ for a girl with a cam..
You: I was hoping to talk about the nature of the universe :(
Stranger: eh
Stranger: what about it?
Stranger: its infinite
Stranger: in all likelihood
Stranger: we are merely a simulation of life
You: nope, im alive
Stranger: or a simulation within a simulation
You: thats paranoid thinking
Stranger: no its reasonable
You: i suppose
Stranger: so space is infinite
Stranger: so there are an infinite number of planets
You: yet farfetched
Stranger: which means there is, in all likelihood, an infinite number of life forms
You: so why then assume that we are a simulation?
Stranger: which means that in all likelihood
You: yeah, of course
Stranger: an infinite number of them have created an infinite number of simulations of life
Stranger: because infinity is a bitch
You: but if you look at it that way, than i could say any random thing, and say its plausible
You: why assume?
Stranger: i dunno. but that shits pretty funny
Stranger: its not like it makes a difference in any way
You: not at all
Stranger: whether we’re actually alive or a simulation
Stranger: yah
You: well good luck with that cam girl thing
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i’ll need it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Jeremy from Canada
(17 votes, score: 4.35)
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Never thought one of them perverts could turn out like THAT.