In Soviet Russia…
February 19th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Russia
You: ah
Stranger: and you?
You: Sweden
You: In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party can always find you!
Stranger: M&f?
You: In America, you listen to man on radio. In Soviet Russia, man on radio listen to you!
Stranger: Russia is not a Soviet many years
Stranger: Are you here?
You: In America, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicks you.
You: I am
Stranger: Chuck Norris is very old
You: In Matrix, you bend spoon. In Soviet Russia, spoon bends you!
Stranger: You don’t love a Soviet Russia?
You: I love Soviet
You: Russia
You: What’s meant by an exchange opinions in the Communist party of the Soviet Union?
It’s when I come to a party meeting with my own opinion, and I leave with the party’s.
Stranger: well. But I don’t love.
You: why not?
You: What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User’s Manual?
The bus and train timetables.
Stranger: Soviet Russia has not a freedom.
You: A judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. “I just heard the funniest joke in the world!” “Well, go ahead, tell me!” says the other judge. “I can’t – I just gave a guy ten years for it!”
Stranger: That’s you said, as you lived in Soviet Russia
You: yes
You: An American boasts,
- Our president Hoover stopped people from drinking!
- That’s a cheap trick, – says a Russian, – Our leader Stalin stopped people from eating!
- Our president Hoover stopped people from drinking!
- That’s a cheap trick, – says a Russian, – Our leader Stalin stopped people from eating!
You: got any good inside Russian jokes on tap?
You: something not about vodka or fur hats
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Ola from Sweden
(34 votes, score: 3.74)
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That was actually pretty rude.
:/ i love russians.