I’m sorry, I speak English.
December 25th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: heyy?
Stranger: Are you seriously putting a question mark? Like no shit, someone’s gonna be here. There ain’t no bad service or anything.
You: y are you so angry?
Stranger: Why are you so dumb?
You: whose to say i am. i put the q mark cuz i was wondering if you would answer or not
You: but you are angry
You: no doubt about that
Stranger: I am not angry.
Stranger: I am a troll.
Stranger: LOL u mad?
You: not really, i pity you.
Stranger: Your pity is unwelcomed here.
You: to go here looking for negative attention
You: makes me think you may have been neglected as a child
You: it saddens me
Stranger: I was not neglected.
Stranger: O_O I see what you did there.
Stranger: Reverse Pshyc.
You: then y would you go lookin to piss people off to get attention
Stranger: I’m sorry, I speak English, I know not of this shorthand you use. I no longer wish to contribute to this conversation. Have a lovely evening.
Stranger: Cunt.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Daniel from Canada

(44 votes, score: 4.43)