I’m Gonna Fuck You With a Rake
January 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im gunna fuck you with a rake
You: mmmm on a park bench sideways next to a grave yard
Stranger: sure why not
You: and goona eat a box of nerds out of your bung hile
You: *hole
Stranger: nahhhhhhh that sounds
Stranger: very unpleasent
You: then a lollipop out of your snatch
Stranger: i dont have a snatch
You: well i do when i tuck my dick in
Stranger: …. yeah that doesnt really count man
You: i got a nice skin cover that a girl that was wearning a yellow jacket donated
You: its soft i made her put lotion on it
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: you implant some death heads moths in her corpse as wellll
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Zissou from USA
Loading ...
silence of the lambs! ahaha :P
I spoke to this person!