I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC
August 30th, 2009
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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello baby
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: hey
You: I am only 14
You: is that okay?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i’m38
Stranger: ok?
You: yes
You: I am Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC
You: why dont you have a seat over here?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i like to stand
You: why are you here trying to have sex with someone who is obviously a minor?
You: please have a seat over there
Stranger: i’m just kidding
You: please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
You: I’m Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
Stranger: ok
Stranger: msn?
You: wtf
You: seriously
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Ornia84 from Germany

(59 votes, score: 4.36)
haha.. “why don’t you have a seat over here” hahah
Hahaha! Epic XD. I’ve actually seen the show and you did a nice job of portraying Chris Hansen