Igor, Maker of Glue
March 21st, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: ¡uʍop ǝpısdn ʞɔnʇs ɯɐ ı dlǝɥ
Stranger: hello there
Stranger: :o
Stranger: well get off the ceiling and you’ll be fine
You: ʞɔnʇs ɯɐ ı
Stranger: how?
You: ǝnlƃ
Stranger: what kind?
You: uʍop ʇǝƃ ǝɯ dlǝɥ noʎ llıʍ
Stranger: i suppose
You: ǝnlƃ ɹǝdns
Stranger: and where are you glued at?
Stranger: like what body region?
You: ʇǝǝɟ ʎɯ
Stranger: lol well ill grab you a bottle of acetone and you can go ahead and apply it to your feet
You: ɹoʇɐlsuɐɹʇ ʇxǝʇ oʇ ǝɔıoʌ ɐ ƃuısn ɯɐ ı ‘sƃǝl ʎɯ oʇ pǝnlƃ ǝɹɐ spuɐɥ ʎɯ
Stranger: ah well i shall do it then i suppose
You: dlǝɥ oʇ ƃuıllıʍ sı oɥʍ ǝuoǝɯos ʎllɐuıɟ ‘pooƃ
You: ǝsıou ƃuıƃuıɹ pǝɥɔʇıd ɥƃıɥ ɐ ɹɐǝɥ ı puɐ oƃ oʇ ƃuıʇɹɐʇs sı uoısıʌ ʎɯ
Stranger: lol well it seems you’ve been up there for quite awhile then
You: sʇuǝɔ 0ϛ puɐ sɹɐllop Ɛ ɥʇıʍ ʎlsnoıʇɐɹƃ pǝpɹɐʍǝɹ ǝq llɐɥs noʎ
Stranger: sweet!!
Stranger: i can go buy a gallon of gas!
You: ǝɹǝɥ ɯoɹɟ uʍop ǝɯ dlǝɥ ʇou ‘pǝʞɐu ʎɯ ǝǝs sı op oʇ ʇuɐʍ oʇ sɯǝǝs ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ llɐ ¡sǝʎ
Stranger: you are naked?
You: ɟlǝsʎɯ ɥʇolɔ uɐɔ ı ʇɐɥʇ os pǝǝɹɟ ǝq oʇ pǝǝu ı ʇuıod ǝɥʇ sǝpısǝq sı ʇɐɥʇ ʇnq ‘sǝʎ
Stranger: agreed
Stranger: and i shall apply that acetone now
You: Thank you it is nice to be rightside up once again!
Stranger: so what happens to be your name stranger whom was stuck to the ceiling?
You: I am know as Igor, maker of glue
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well igor i suggest next time that you do not apply glue to your feet and start walking on the ceiling
You: The light was in need of dusting
Stranger: lol
Stranger: an odd method of dusting
You: the ceilings are tall as to allow for room for the glue vapor to rise
You: there was no other way I could reach it
Stranger: no ladder?
You: it is stuck to the floor
Stranger: seems a bit odd that a glue maker would not have at least one bottle of acetone around to remove any spilled glue
You: I can not afford any after the drop in sales after the rumors that my glue was related in the deaths
Stranger: ah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Ian from USA
(19 votes, score: 4.42)
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