If You Had One Wish
September 7th, 2009
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Stranger: Hey
You: If you had one wish what would it be
Stranger: Hmmm…
Stranger: I’d wish for
Stranger: There to be a God.
You: there is a god
Stranger: Nope, I don’t think so; but I can’t really be sure of that.
You: i prayed to him to make all the children safe and look micheal jackson died
Stranger: But wishing it, like, from a genie, would make it certain for me.
Stranger: Hahahahaha
Stranger: I see.
You: PROOF IN PRAYER
Stranger: Right-o.
Stranger: What wish would you ahve?
Stranger: have*
You: a bigger penis
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Submitted by Alex from USA

(29 votes, score: 4.07)