I Have a Hot Dick
January 16th, 2010
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You: greetings earthling
Stranger: hey, I am a horny Japanese, i have a hot dick, can we cam?
You: oh wow i love to
You: arigato!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: are you a lady?
You: but arent japanese dicks really tiny?
Stranger: mine is huge
You: like my fingernail longer than jap dicks
Stranger: 8inches when it is hard
You: how huge, sir?
You: hmmm
You: i consider
Stranger: i can show you if you dun believe it
Stranger: in cam now
You: yes but wait
You: you like saggy teets?
Stranger: yes
You: i am very horny woman too
You: with saggy teeteets
Stranger: it is okay
You: can you put your penis in miso soup for me?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: if you are really a lady
You: i am 80/F/Afghanistan baby
You: you lika?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i am fine with that
Stranger: do you have any IM?
You: but i bet my penis is longer than yours
You: you see, i was a guy once
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Submitted by Joel from Singapore
(95 votes, score: 4.49)
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SINGAPORE. PRIDE HAHA will try this shit tonight
LMFAO at these parts
You: can you put your penis in miso soup for me?
You: i am 80/F/Afghanistan baby
You: but i bet my penis is longer than yours
You: you see, i was a guy once
@j
LOL i just realised from your comment that this was sent it from Singapore. haha.
Hahahs Singapore pride indeed! :D
And LOL. The miso soup part is funny :P
Haha. That’s classic.
lol ! ^ I was going to say the same thing