I Am Fond of Rodents
April 28th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: OHAI
You: stroke my chinchilla! o.0
Stranger: Shells?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: *stroke*
You: bolly! we’ve got a live one!
You: good show
Stranger: I am fond of rodents
You: rodents?! by josephines beard, chinchilla like you!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES THEY DO
You: wunderbar! lamentations for the armadillo…
Stranger: Oh quite
Stranger: indood
Stranger: Tea?
You: by, jug-of-a-naught! yes please!
Stranger: Lady grey?
You: any little boy blue, perchance?
Stranger: Nay….
Stranger: Only green ones
Stranger: And oolong ones
Stranger: Twinings
Stranger: Deadlynightshade in yours?
You: by the goblins of christ…what to choose !
Stranger: I know…
Stranger: It’s terrible
You: and, thus, did i even want tea? the drink of a thousand uses…
Stranger: Perhaps
Stranger: We should remanis over a fire
Stranger: * reminisce
You: reminisce of the days of Yore?
Stranger: Perhaps…
Stranger: In a feild of GLASS
Stranger: So much glass…
Stranger: They ate it all….
Stranger: OH SUCH WOE
You: ate it all? but what of the gollywog??
Stranger: The sharply dressed african gentlemen?
Stranger: Ah them….
Stranger: The became trees
Stranger: And some of god’s tears
Stranger: And form these tears, one bean was formed
You: ahh, a worthy fate for those letitious folk, to be sure…
Stranger: Indood
Stranger: Ah, the beatles cometh
Stranger: They come swooning in their attaire
You: did the lofty fellows partake, or insinuate that they would be at ease with the mobgnome?
Stranger: nay nay, twas the peakock who did labour
You: cock-of-the-pea..i might have known! The craftily delcious blaggard..
Stranger: I know, twas so arduous to watch him feast after his labourious career overcame his need to sleep
You: YES! the effervescent personality enabled him to bear down on those who would slay the dream of my chinchillas’ nostril hair.
Stranger: Oh but the intercourse…….
You: To what end does the intercourse lead? the descent into frivolous activity would lead too many astray
Stranger: Ah but of course, we did develop such a nefarious scheme in order to counteract this most perplexing catastrophe, though we appear to have misplaced it
Stranger: It may be located in the lavatory
You: Or, perchance, did we neglect it’s nature for the far more notorious ability of listening but not reading the signpost in the field of glass?
Stranger: That may be the very evidence we have overlooked!
Stranger: Anywhoo
You: Indeed good sir/madam/ethereal being
Stranger: I suggest we terminate this incriminatingly complex verbal intercourse before my prefronteral cortex doth implode up on the poop deck
You: BOLLYTOKEN! I will have to concede to your wish, as you are one with the chinchilla, and he doth bid you a good life.
Stranger: That he did, gooday to you wonderbus
Stranger: ( I fear for our sanity)
You: Our day is yet to show it’s facial extremities
You: (as do I, fear and miss it dearly)
Stranger: (don’t we all?)
Stranger: Goodbye, acquaintance of mine, and that of the chinchilla’s
You: (May it one day return to my grasping fingers, and we shall hunt the armadillo, in the field of glass, among the Gollywog and his lucrative kin.) : )
You: If we meet again, may it be under a more succinct and less arduous scene
You: By the by, Lady grey will be perfection : )
Stranger: I shall pray for this momentous foretelling
Stranger: Good day
You: And pray shall I, with my ears betwixt my kneecaps
You: Good day/night/eternal bliss
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Brad from England
(49 votes, score: 4.06)
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When did Stephen Fry start trolling people on Omegle?
@The Lilac Pilgrim
Stephen Fry uses words in their proper context, so it’s safe to assume this is just some self-assure kid living at home with Mum.