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How To Make Perverts Disconnect on Omegle

October 29th, 2009
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello there
Stranger: asl ?
You: may I interest you in some gay bondage cybersex?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Kala from Norway

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  1. elizabeth
    January 25th, 2010 at 18:10 | #1

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: I
    Stranger: LIEK
    Stranger: TURTALS
    You: Smexy turtles or regular ones?
    Stranger: galapagos turtals
    You: oh.
    You: Whats a turtal?
    You: Is that the mix of a portal and a turd?
    You: Or did you mean to say Turtles?
    You: If so, I’m not sure turtles like people that can’t spell.
    You: Sucks for you.
    Stranger: nah
    Stranger: w8 i’ll show you
    You: no thanks. I’m not really a turtle person anyways.
    You have disconnected.

  2. shanita
    March 9th, 2010 at 10:11 | #2

    priceless!!! well done cyberling :p

  3. StevieBierman
    December 19th, 2010 at 22:43 | #3

    OR just say you’re a male, works for me!

  4. MassiveM110
    April 29th, 2011 at 14:16 | #4

    lol what if his a gay pervert?

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