How To Make Perverts Disconnect on Omegle
October 29th, 2009
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello there
Stranger: asl ?
You: may I interest you in some gay bondage cybersex?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Kala from Norway

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I
Stranger: LIEK
Stranger: TURTALS
You: Smexy turtles or regular ones?
Stranger: galapagos turtals
You: oh.
You: Whats a turtal?
You: Is that the mix of a portal and a turd?
You: Or did you mean to say Turtles?
You: If so, I’m not sure turtles like people that can’t spell.
You: Sucks for you.
Stranger: nah
Stranger: w8 i’ll show you
You: no thanks. I’m not really a turtle person anyways.
You have disconnected.
priceless!!! well done cyberling :p
OR just say you’re a male, works for me!
lol what if his a gay pervert?