How Much is Too Much?
March 15th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how much is too much masturbation
You: Depends on how much you do it a day.
Stranger: once everyday
You: I mean, if we’re talking once a day, but every day of the week..
You: That’s not too bad.
You: I mean, it’s not GREAT, but..
Stranger: hmm…
You: BUT THEN THERE’S 10 EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.
You: THAT’S NOT GOOD FOR YOU.
You: MALE OR FEMALE.
Stranger: i think tah’td kill you
You: SOMETHING IS LIABLE TO JUST FALL OF.
You: –Kill you?
You: Probably not.
You: But your libido is either going to go into overdrive..
You: …or stop working all together. Neither is good.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: what’s a helathy amount
You: Again, this depends on your lifestyle. If you’re a working adult…
Stranger: i am
You: you obviously don’t want to get caught rubbing one out at work, now do you?
Stranger: unless…
You: …
Stranger: kidding
You: Well, I was about tosay
Stranger: haha
You: “…unless you’ve got a really hot coworker that’s willing to watch”
You: BUT IF THAT’S THE CASE, WHY ARE YOU MASTURBATING TO BEGIN WITH?
Stranger: yes…
Stranger: i work too much
You: I mean, if they’re willing to watch but not participate, something is seriously wrong with your coworkers.
You: —Unless you’re not hot and they’ve got a masturbation fetish. If that’s the case, the relationship is doomed. Move on.
You: Because they’ll never put out.
You: I HOPE THIS HAS BEEN HELPFUL.
You: ::FLY AWAY.::
You have disconnected.
Submitted by L from USA
(9 votes, score: 3.67)
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