How Doth The Little Crocodile Improve His Shining Tail?
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail?
You: He swims.
Stranger: Guess again.
Stranger: Or google.
Stranger: I’m indifferent.
You: Me too.
Stranger: The answer is “He pours water from the nile on every golden scale”
You: Nice way to start a conversation.
You: I hope you leave anytime.
Stranger: I think I’ll stick around for a while.
Stranger: Apparently quoting books is unsociable.
Stranger: My folly, I guess.
You: Fair enough.
Stranger: It’s better than dealing with “Hi. Asl” every 5 seconds.
You: It can be sociable, when you’re talking to a stranger in omegle who haven’t seen that before.
Stranger: Well, I’m sorry to..trouble you. I guess.
You: No problem, if you want to leave anytime, i’m happy to accept your departure.
Stranger: You’re perfectly capable of hitting disconnect.
Stranger: I think you’re being rather rude. You could try to start a conversation.
Stranger: Tell me, how would you start a conversation, seeing that my way sucks?
You: I’m trying new ways to talk… I could leave right now when you asked a question. I guess that could make you feel uncomfortable… The same way you can leave as welÃ§Ã§Ã§l.
You: Oh, keyboard misspell, pardon me.
Stranger: I wouldn’t feel uncomfortable if you left. Even if I had just asked a question.
You: Anyways, I’m asking oftenly for you to leave to make a proper goodbye, seen? You can make it anytime.
Stranger: I would go to the next person and see if they are capable of holding a kind, moderately intelligent conversation.
Stranger: And, like I said, I will not leave. Tis up to you, Stranger.
Stranger: If my conversation bothers you so, hit disconnect.
You: I say this to you as well…
You: I am indifferent just like from the time we said we were.
You: No point leaving, and no point staying here as well, so i might as well stay.
Stranger: Indeed. Seeing that we are both to indifferent to hit disconnect, I guess we are stuck with eachother.
You: Perhaps we are. What do you want to talk about?
You: If you are interestied in talking, that is.
You: Misspell again.
Stranger: It happens to the best of us.
Stranger: Well, we can be properly introduced, I guess.
Stranger: What is your name?
You: Henrique, how about you?
Stranger: Pleased to meet you, Henrique.
You: Yeah, i was pleased to meet me too… Pleased to meet ya.
Stranger: What an odd thing to say. Tell me, from where do you hail?
You: Brazil, how about you?
Stranger: America. Illinois, to be exact.
You: Actually, it is not odd for some…
Stranger: It is for someone who hasn’t met themself yet.
You: Fortunately or not, i’m still indifferent about that as well.
You: Are you a woman or a man?
You: Or both?
You: I see.
Stranger: You seem to be indifferent about a lot.
You: Yeah, maybe I am, or i could be faking, having millions of reactions behind this.
Stranger: You very well could be.
Stranger: So, what brings you to Omegle?
You: Obviously, talking to random people.
Stranger: Yes, and why does that appeal to you? I, myself, am on Omegle for the first time today. I’m here strictly out of curiosity. But I guess you’re indifferent about that as well.
You: Perhaps I really am. I thought, since i don’t really have something to waste time on, that I would enter this random-people-meeter site to see how to keep talking normally and politelly to someone else because one first person started talking, making the second keep talking the same way.
You: Seeing people’s reactions and responses makes us all understand how they react to other things, just like I am doing and you are.
You: Perhaps we are all making different thoughts right now about this conversation, or we indeed don’t care.
Stranger: And tell me, are you truly indifferent about this entire conversation?
Stranger: Or are you afraid to speak truthfully to someone you’ve never met and will probably never meet?
You: Maybe I am afraid, maybe I was just waiting for you to say that, maybe i want to keep making you ask me these questions so i won’t answer you truthfully, or maybe i just want to say questions with maybe.
You: answer questions with maybe*
You: Indeed, i don’t think i will meet you, nor do i show that i care.
You: Probably you are feeling something behind all this.
Stranger: Oh really?
You: Or not, of course.
You: Yeah, really.
Stranger: That’s life, isn’t it? Just full of maybes.
You: Yeah. That’s the way it is.
Stranger: Certainties are hard to come by nowadays.
You: Indeed, it’s just all maybes.
You: Since I think you are getting bored because you noticed I will only answer with maybes, you are free to leave anytime. I’ll be glad to say “goodbye” to you, if you give me the time.
Stranger: Is that how you feel? I thought you were bored with me because of all your maybes.
Stranger: You shouldn’t jump to assumptions. I’m not bored, just…interested.
Stranger: Out of the 10 or so conversations that I have had on this site, this is by far the most interesting.
Stranger: And there you are.
Stranger: A certainty instead of indifference.
You: I see.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: Fifteen years old.
Stranger: I would have suspected much older.
You: Unfortunately for some, I am not.
Stranger: Well, you are wise for your years, I’ll give you that.
Stranger: How old do you think I am?
You: I hope I am… It is good for older people to notice that fifteen year old boys can make other people interested.
You: I think you are older than me.
Stranger: You are right.
You: Let me see
You: Around the twenties or thirties? A random guess.
Stranger: I’m only 3 years older than you. 18.
You: Hmmm, now that could make me indifferent.
You: Or not.
Stranger: Take my advice. Indifference won’t get you far in life. I am now going to take you up on that goodbye, for I have to get some sleep.
You: Looks like you got bored because I am not older than you.
Stranger: It’s not that, I promise.
Stranger: It’s 10:30 at night and I have school.
Stranger: I really have enjoyed talking to you.
You: Indifference is good for some, i like it… It makes mystery, and made you intereseted on me
You: So, we can say it does get people somewhere.
Stranger: No. The fact that you spoke intelligently and held a conversation interested me.
Stranger: Indifference only made me…indifferent.
You: It was good to see your answers, its like many on omegle.
You: But in more quantity.
Stranger: Well, goodnight. It was a pleasure talking to you.
You: I hope it was, see you someday.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Henrique from Brazil