Hoers
February 23rd, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Adele
Stranger: yes?
You: I’ve been looking for you
Stranger: im a hoers
You: Pity about the dyslexia
You: You are a horse Adele
You: Not a hoers
Stranger: I R A HOERS
You: I should never have bought you off that farmer, twas a good trade for my magical beans though.
You: Silly illiterate horse.
Stranger: fuck you, you crazy, you think a hoers can talk? sure it was beans and not mushrooms?
You: You think you are a hoer.
You: That’s slightly crazier seeing as it doesn’t even exist.
You: Stupid quadroped.
Stranger: *quadruped
You: Alas, bested by a beast.
Stranger: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
You: Cia
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Elsaurus from New Zealand
(11 votes, score: 4.45)
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