Hi Ash!
December 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: You wake up in a clearing in a forest. It’s night and the moon shines down upon you. To the east is a very tall tree, to the west you see a dim light. What do you do?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: I go to the west
Stranger: Why are you asking?
You: As you come closer, you recognize it is a small village
Stranger: ok so???
You: The village consist of a couple of small houses, and a bigger one. The bigger one is marked “Lab”. What do you do?
Stranger: I will go to the small house to see if there is a sexy naked girl…
You: There is indeed a sexy girl. She has natural red hair in piggy tails. She is wearing only blue shorts.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: i will knock on the door
Stranger: And when the girl opens the door i will ask if theres anything to eat
You: A couple of minutes goes by, she opens the door, now wearing also a t-shirt. “Hi Ash! What’s up?”, she recognizes you. What do you do?
You: You ask if she has anything to eat
Stranger: and i will ask her if i can stay there for a night
You: She says “You gotta hurry up. The professor is waiting for you at the lab.. No time for eating!” What do you do?
Stranger: i will say i will go to the lab only after sucking your boobs
You: She punches you in the face and smacks the door shut
Stranger: i force myself on her
You: You cannot enter the door, as it is locked
Stranger: i will break the door
Stranger: am powerfull
Stranger: Are you mad….
Stranger: Why you typing such wierd stuff?????
You: You achieve power, and break the door. Suddenly a purple star, with a large red ruby in the middle approaches you. It shoots a powerful bubble beam at you, and you fall paralyzed to the floor.
You: You wake up a couple of seconds later
You: She is standing next to you. What do you do
You: ?
Stranger: remove her top
Stranger: and her bra
Stranger: and remove her panty
Stranger: and start licking her
Stranger: and insert my finger into her
You: You’ve just had your way with a minor. Police is alerted, and in a couple of minutes they will break through the door. What do you do?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Kristian from Denmark
(45 votes, score: 4.64)
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hahahahahahahahahhahhahahaha evryone who sees this you must share this with evryone you know
what an idiot. I used to do simulations like these too and they were hilarious but then everyone got horny and I kept getting stuff like this so I just quit it. Good thing if you’re still enjoying yourself though xD