Granting Wishes
December 21st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello, 17 M England here :)
You: You are standing in front of a well with three pennies, for every penny you toss in, you get a wish, What do you do?
Stranger: I throw one in for more wishes.
You: Wish granted, you are given an additional two wishes for a total of four wishes
Stranger: I throw another in, to pray you are a woman.
You: Wish granted, I am a woman. You now have three wishes left
Stranger: Before I continue, oh mystical one. Are you really a woman?
You: (yes) You are standing in front of a well with three pennies, what do you do?
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: I throw another penny in the waters, for you to be in love with me.
You: Wish granted, I fall in love with you, but become obsessed, killing
every other female who stands within a mile of you, all of your female relatives are now dead
every other female who stands within a mile of you, all of your female relatives are now dead
You: You have two remaining wishes
Stranger: I wish all my relatives come back alive.
Stranger: The next, being for you to be set free from the life you’re leading to be free.
You: All of your relatives come back to life as re-animated corpses, you now have zombie relatives
You: Wish granted, I am set free from the wishing well, but now you must grant wishes
Stranger: You are standing in front of a well with four pennies, for every penny you toss in, you get a wish, What do you do?
You: Wish for a giant house
Stranger: Wish granted. A large mansion, the size of a palace appears infront of your eyes and is put in your dream location.
You: I go back to the wishing well and wish for flying monkeys
Stranger: Wish granted. Monkeys fly out of the wishing well with beating wings, but they soon terrorize the nation.
You: I return to the wishing well and wish for you to be free to be my minion in ridding the world of monkeys
You: For my forth wish, I wish that a sock monkey will be in charge of granting wishes
Stranger: Wish granted, I am set free from the burden of the wishing well and a sock monkey now magically appears for the charge.
Stranger: Now my dear, let’s go fight these monkey’s.
You: Good idea
You: *sharpens axe*
Stranger: *Kisses you madly with passion*
Stranger: oh..
You: Um….yeah, might wanna stay away from the axe
You: *chops a monkey up*
Stranger: *shoots a monkey*
You: *traps a group of monkeys in a staircase closet then blows up the house*
Stranger: I like your style.
You: Oh, crap…I think I just blew up my mansion
Stranger: No, you blew up mine. It’s fine
You: Oh, okay then *runs over monkeys with car*
Stranger: I… I think that’s the last of them
You: Good, I was getting tired of them
Stranger: *takes the axe away from you* Now.. let’s see you in your true self.
You: I don’t know how to be, Ive been granting wishes for eight years
Stranger: *Pulls your thigh across my lap* follow my lead..
Stranger: *gently starts kissing your neck*
You: *gives you a demented look* sorry, I’m a lesbian ;)
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Rachel from USA
(50 votes, score: 4.70)
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Poor guy, went through all that trouble to get himself some cyber, and then you crush his world with one line. For that, I salute you.
that was amazing. ♥
haha, agreed with Kenneth