Got Milk?
June 3rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: GOT MILK?
You: nah but i got mayo
You: wud u like some?
Stranger: yes please
You: ok close ur eyes
You: put* put*
Stranger: kk
Stranger: now what
You: wud u like some chocolate with that mayo?
Stranger: ye
You: Open wide
Stranger: open
You: HUNGGGGHHHHHHH
You: AAAH
Stranger: wtf
You: hows that for a chocolate bar?
Stranger: was that
Stranger: jesus H Christ
You: Son of mary and joseph
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Andrei from Poland


(35 votes, score: 3.66)