Give Me The Money
December 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: give me the money
You: the money man!
Stranger: I dont have your money damn it
You: the money you owe me!
Stranger: i told you give me another week
You: yes you do!!
You: No!
You: I want it NOW!
You: Pay up!
Stranger: I swear ill have it next week, its been a tough month
You: Yeah, right, homie I gave you two months to get me thatmoney, I know you robbed that bank
Stranger: i had doctor bills, and my vaccum broke, then there was the pregnacy scare I swear next week ill have it
You: Ok…I’ll give you til WEDNESDAY
Stranger: how about thursday?
You: Pay up by then or your momma gets it
You: NO’
Stranger: HA my mommas dead
You: Then your daddygets it!
Stranger: fine by me
You: Then YOU get it!
Stranger: get what? is it a clock radio..ive always wanted a clock radio
You: No, actually it’s a lawn turtle, one ofthose cheap plastic ones
You: I’ll make you put it on your lawn!
You: And you will besoo emarrased!
Stranger: sweat it will go great with my gnomes
You: No :(
You: It’s an ugly pink turtle
Stranger: can it be blue my gnomes suspenders are blue, pink will throw off the whole color scheme
You: No >:) it is pink
You: Girly pink
Stranger: can we comprimise and say maybe a dark green?
You: It resembles Eddie Cullen
You: Because itsparkles
Stranger: does it sneak into my bedroom and watch me sleep
You: No! I am not a lawn care consultant!
You: Yes, that too
Stranger: can i repaint it?
You: Being watched by apink, sparkly turtle while you sleep…
Stranger: maybe give it some blue suspenders
You: Is that what you want??
Stranger: well that depends on if its a male or female turtle i guess
You: Ah, SCREW IT! *mugs you and steals your wallet and socks*
Stranger: Fuck you leave my socks alone
You: I like socks!
You: Socks socks soooooooccks!
Stranger: NOO I love my socks will you take a gnome instead
You: No! but I’ll take the money!
You: Pay up or the socks get it!
Stranger: as long as I can keep my socks
You: Ok….cool :)
Stranger: you’ll have your money on thursday
You: gimme the money! >:{
You: Okay!
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Submitted by Rachel from USA
(16 votes, score: 4.06)
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clock radio…aha…sackrin?