Gay
February 19th, 2010
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Stranger: m
You: n
You: o
You: p
You: q
You: r
You: s
You: t
You: u
You: v
You: w
You: x
You: y
You: z
You: hi
Stranger: hi :D
Stranger: m as in male
Stranger: lol
You: what are you, gay?
Stranger: no wy?
You: cuz you used an emoticon
Stranger: …adn?
You: and its gay
You: its ok
Stranger: not really
You: in this day and age you should not be ashamed of being homosexual
Stranger: its an emoticon for like general use
You: in fact, you guys will probably be able to get married pretty soon
You: general use in the gay community
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: seriously im not gay, lol
You: wtf? does that stand for “want to fornicate?”
You: because i don’t
You: but alright
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: it stands for
You: if you’re not gay tho, i believe you
Stranger: althought u knew that its what the fuckand ur just trying to wind me up.
You: i didn’t but ok
You: so….
Stranger: ok…
You: want to fornicate?
Stranger: actually not right now/
You: but you would
Stranger: lol r u ok?
You: cuz you’re gay!!!
You: i knew it!!!!!!!
Stranger: funny.
You: should i be a comic for a living?
You: i’m thinking that would be my material
Stranger: dont quit your day job
You: i pretty much jus call everyone in the audience gay
You: but… i don’t have a day job
Stranger: dont start a comedy job then
Stranger: coz gay isnt a joke
You: that sounds like something a gay would say
You: see?
You: i told you its funny
Stranger: is it?
You: yes.
You: did you vote for obama?
Stranger: ive heard funier things
Stranger: im not american
You: ohhhh
You: this is awkward
You: so do you get a lot of abuse since you’re gay outside of the U.S?
Stranger: do you get a lot of abuse since you’re so annoying?
You: ouch man
You: that hurts
Stranger: good
You: im just trying to make friends on here
Stranger: being homophobic won’t get u far
Stranger: usually
You: i’m not trying to make friends with gays
Stranger: how are u gnna get a straight friend if you call everyone who uses an emoticon gay? lol
Stranger: coz almost everyone uses them
You: because only gays use emoticons
You: girls and gays
You: the two g’s
You: three if you count gold
Stranger: how old r u out of interest?
You: 19
You: and yourself?
Stranger: 17
You: haha
You: really
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: is somethig wrong?
You: i’ve just never met someone so young that had the courage to come out
You: congratulations man
Stranger: see this is what i mean
You: do your friends know you’re gay?
Stranger: do pigs fly?
Stranger: as in im not
You: you’re not a flying pig?
You: obviously
Stranger: im not gay either
Stranger: uve got a weird way of making friends
You: do i?
Stranger: yes
You: or have you just been distracted while i’ve been making friends with your subconcious
You: and now you can’t get me out of your head
Stranger: i dont even know you
You: and thats what scares you about it
You: you feel like you know me after such a short amount of time
Stranger: all i feel is that you’re too steriotypical
You: how so?
Stranger: because you are 19
Stranger: seriously havent u realised?
Stranger: by saying that all gays use emoticons, you are being steriotypical. well done youve learned sokmething new
You: but how do i know that later in life you won’t turn gay’
You: and then i’ll be right
You: and then everyone will see
Stranger: you cant turn gau
Stranger: gay
You: you would know, wouldn’t you?
Stranger: blame scientists
You: so you have a thing for scientists?
Stranger: thats another bad thing about you.
You: what?
Stranger: you seem to twist coments into your narrow minded favour.
Stranger: just saying/
You: k love you
You: bye
Stranger: k hate u too
Stranger: freak
You: wait
You: wait!!
Stranger: what
You: kisses!
Stranger: piss off
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Submitted by Josh from USA
(91 votes, score: 4.46)
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LOL.
“:D”
“you’re gay!”
i just had to comment. this cracked me up so much! i was laughing hysterically the entire time. lol love both of the sense of humors! witty comebacks=best thing ever.
best convo ever hahaha
Awesome!! xD
bahahaha I do hope he realizes you were kidding. But that’s hilarious.
lol that was hilarious, im suprised he stayed that long lol. wish i could get a good convo like this lol.
Funny ass shyt! omg i was cracking up the whole time… They’re smart ass remarks and rude comments to each other is so funny… kisses! PISS OFF! Hahahahahaha
Sad Face cuz I’m basically repeating what’s already been said, but that was absolutely hysterical. I have talked on this site, I just read about some girl on the FML app talk about so I thought i’d check it out, good shit. I say you become a comedian.
Hilarious!
And I also just saw it on FML!
LOL! this killed me! you are hilarious, lol.
Epic :) Whoever was ‘you’ in this convo, is a genious :)
Haha nice. Kisses! Piss off! xD Beautiful~
LOL! This is so funny, you should be a comedian! This will have me laughing for days
lol i sed gay im funy :l