Friend From The Past
April 13th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: good day dear old chap. how have you been after all these years?
Stranger: well old pal from the past, bit rusty in the bed bud good at most other things
You: Not much has changed then has it. Hows the wife? dead yet?
Stranger: long gone mate
Stranger: she was what, 40 years older then me?
You: ah your lucky. I wish mine would hurry up and pop her clogs. shes a pain in the arse.
Stranger: still got that same great sence of humour havnt we
You: As always- but seriously I do wish she would die already. although her extra ‘lady of the night’ income is helping to fund my new adult entertainment buisness.
You: you want in? Its going to be the reveloution in adult cinema- will make millions.
Stranger: u wish jellyfish. rember the corney sayings we used to use bak in the day *wink wink nudge nudge*
You: wink wink nudge nudge- that right crabs. I forget why crabs is your nicknam— oh wait just remembered.
Stranger: i used to nip my wife when she tried to tongue me. it was kid of a habit of mine
You: Oh- well that explains why she came to me for unpainful sexal release. The truth is- shes not dead.
Stranger: u have got to be f u c k i n g me?
You: No Im not fucking you. Im fucking your ‘dead’ wife. oh and your daughter.
Stranger: i dont think i want to speak to u anymore – - – is she that extra “lady of the night” u were talking about?
You: oh no thats my current wife. Your wifes the one starring in my new revolutionary sex film.
Stranger: ok thats it ive had it with u…..u…..u…u p0rn star derictor wife and daughter stealer!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Grace C from UK
(27 votes, score: 3.33)
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