Freudian Slip
April 19th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: Hello.
You: asl?
Stranger: 17/M/USA
You: 9 M USA
Stranger: 9?!
You: Yes…
Stranger: You’re awfully young to be on a site like this.
You: You’re awfully gay to have internet.
Stranger: Boy, when I was 9 there were no sites like this.
You: Boy, when you were nine no one loved you.
Stranger: Hmm… Just the sort of attitude I expect of someone porn in the 2000s.
Stranger: Born*
You: wow
You: lmfao
Stranger: Bad typo.
Stranger: I don’t know if you know what a Freudian slip is…
Stranger: But that is a classic example.
You: I don’t know if you know how to split an infinitive.
You: That was a classic example.
Stranger: True.
You: lol
Stranger: So, being “9″, what sort of music do you like?
You: I’m really into symphonic metal.
You: Like the Trans Siberian Orchestra.
Stranger: Ah, I’ve heard a bit of that kind of thing, but generally not what I enjoy.
Stranger: But nice style, kid.
You: Well what would you prefer then?
Stranger: I listen to jazz, lounge, and operetta mainly.
You: Ahh…
Stranger: Like Gilbert and Sullivan operas.
You: I see.
You: So, I have a question for you.
Stranger: I do like orchestras who do intrumentals, though.
Stranger: Okay, shoot.
You: Which mental illness do you have?
Stranger: Mental illness? I don’t have any mental illness.
You: Come on I corrected you on splitting an infinitive.
You: Do you really think I’m nine?
You: You’re lame.
You have disconnected.
Submitted by John Doe from USA
(70 votes, score: 3.44)
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…So…
There were no infinitives split during this conversation…
Damn! He got told! That totally made my day!