Freeing a Genie
April 19th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: youre an idiot!
Stranger: Am not.
You: im a genie!
Stranger: Wishes, please?
You: how many do you want?
You: if you
You: guess
You: me
You: my*
You: luck
You: y
You: number ill give you them.
You: 3 tries.
Stranger: How many digits in your lucky number?
Stranger: I feel like that’s only fair.
You: 1.
Stranger: 5
You: no.
Stranger: 7
You: no. the first guess was closer.
Stranger: 4
You: Congrats!
Stranger: Yessss.
You: You get 4 wishes.
Stranger: Wow, that’s a lot.
You: I know right>
You: ?
You: Im generous.
Stranger: Very.
You: but, hopefully, you’ll free me
You: as your fourth wish.
Stranger: I just may, if you’re nice!
You: I’m nice :D
You: wish away,
Stranger: Well, let’s see..
Stranger: Wish number 1: I wish for a billion dollars.
You: Tomorrow, you will win the lottery if you buy 4 quikpics.
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: Second wish?
You: Go ahead.
Stranger: Wish number 2: I wish for a house in New Zealand and an amazing awesome family to live there with me.
You: Go to target and buy a bathrug, and you’ll meet the partner of your dreams.
You: make sure the rug is red.
You: shell want to go to NZ
You: ifor honeymoon.
Stranger: He, hopefully.
You: and you’ll stay there.
Stranger: Haha okay.
Stranger: Wish number 3; I wish for…. mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Stranger: With sprinkles.
You: That’s so difficult! I hope there’s some in your freezer. I’d suggest asking a younger sibling to go to DQ and get you some.
Stranger: Ahh. Too bad mine’s like 100 miles away. But maybe it will happen, because it is a wish afterall.
You: ‘Tis.
You: fourth wish? :D
Stranger: Hmmm.
Stranger: Well, you have been nice…
You: Free me!
You: plz!
Stranger: And I’m quite sure you wouldn’t rule the world.
Stranger: Menicingly.
You: No, I’m not mean. I’m quite generous, as I said,.
Stranger: May I ask you some questions first, just so I can interview you for freedom? I wouldn’t want to free you if I felt it was irresponsible.
You: Okay, ask away.
Stranger: Favorite color?
Stranger: /song/tv show?
You: Purple. Or yellow.
You: Song – Too many too choose, to be fair.
You: Show – Hmm.
You: Show- House MD.
You: Genie style.
You: Of course.
Stranger: Naturally. Hmmm. Do you put on your left or right shoe first?
You: Right.
You: If i wore shoes.
You: But I do not.
You: Sadly, I have no feey.
You: feet*
Stranger: Oh, I’m so sorry I must have forgotten.
Stranger: Hmm. What color are you?
You: Cerulean.
Stranger: Pretty. What will you do with your lamp when you are free?
You: Smelt the gold and donate it to the poor.
Stranger: Good choice. Now, what will you do first as a free genie?
You: Vacation for a while. I know: that’s a little selfish. But I have been trapped in a lamp for a few millenia before you came along.
Stranger: Oh, I see. Now, final question – why did you call me an idiot?
You: Looking for a rise. I’ve run into a few people today who are only asking for intercourse. This does not please me.
You: I was mad–I apologize.
Stranger: Totally understandable. Hmm. Alright. I’ve decided.
Stranger: Fourth wish: … you’re free!
You: Yay!!!
You: Best convo ever, by the way.
You: Continue on.
Stranger: I do my best.
You: and follow my instructions.
Stranger: Instructions? Ohh.
You: And your wishes will come true. :)
You: Bye, now. It’s Italy for me!
You: I’ll miss you, kid. You’ve been kind.
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Robyn from USA
(36 votes, score: 3.50)
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look any one fit wanna have a chat have 1
GO NEW ZEALAND!!!! I live there hehehe, it’s beautiful :) AND House MD is my favourite show! And Purple is my favourite colour!
ok your all fucking idiots
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