Feeder?
April 3rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: would u like to pretend to be a fat guy called steve?
You: ok
You: hi, i’m steve and i’m fat
Stranger: excellent :D
Stranger: r u eating now steve?
You: today i ate 153 pancakes
Stranger: not as much as usual then eh?
You: now i just finished eating a sandwich
You: i knooow
Stranger: what else u eatin?
You: but we finished chocolate and i didn’t want to go buy it
You: fries
Stranger: what else?
You: and popcorns
Stranger: what else?
You: and a lot of sweeties
Stranger: what else?
You: i’d like a pie
Stranger: what else?
You: but i’m full for now
Stranger: :O
Stranger: steve is NEVER full
You: wait
Stranger: now what else u eatin?
You: ok now i have a bit more place for some cheese
Stranger: what else?
You: my mum gave me a pear to eat and i put it in the trashbin
Stranger: good
You: i want fucking chocolate
Stranger: damn staright
You: why doesn’t she go buying it
Stranger: straight*
Stranger: now what else u eatin steve?
You: a teenager
Stranger: oh…well…..that’s new
You: i want chocolare
You: *chocolate
You: and marshmellows
You: CRAP
You: i finished eating my sandwich
Stranger: so go make another one
Stranger: now
Stranger: and tell me what’s in it
You: nope i don’t want to leave my food here alone
Stranger: and then eat it
Stranger: u got more food?
You: first i finish eating it
Stranger: :D
You: wait a minute
Stranger: sure that’s fine
Stranger: what r u eatin now stevo?
You: gulped down
You: cheese
Stranger: what else?
You: ice cream
You: but i finished it now
Stranger: what else?
You: i’ll go make that sandwich
You: fuckin shoes
Stranger: gooood
Stranger: u still wear shoes???
You: nope
Stranger: i thought none of ure clothes fit u anymore
You: i stumbled in them
Stranger: good job, that must have been difficult
You: i look up to the mirror
You: think i’m too fat
You: and go make my sandwich
Stranger: trust me ure anorexic compared to my friend Bert
You: i want pizza
You: and sandwicg
You: *h
Stranger: eat it then
You: i’ll make pizza with sandwiches on it
Stranger: go my son
Stranger: EAT
You: i eat
You: that’s good
Stranger: what r u eatin now?
Stranger: r u finished?
You: tuna sandwich with lots of onion and no tomatoes
You: and mayonnaise
You: and ketchup
Stranger: good i hate tomatoes
You: NOPE! are u joking?
Stranger: what else?
You: i’m never finished
Stranger: course im joking
You: my clothes: i won’t need em anymore
Stranger: y not?
You: they don’t fit me
You: i’m fat
You: i want to eat a penguin, do you have one?
Stranger: oh yeh and the the shops dont make clothes big enough for u to fit into
Stranger: no thnx im on a diet
You: oh ok
You: where do i get a polar bear to eat?
Stranger: alaska
You: too far, i want one now
Stranger: altho it mite be cold without clothes
You: ok i don’t want it anymore
Stranger: what r u eatin now stevo?
You: my fridge is empty
You: MY LIFE IS RUINED
You: MY FRIDGE IS EMPTY
You: WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW
You: AAAAAAAARGH
Stranger: steeeeve….DONT WORRY
Stranger: remember ure fridge empties every 45 mins
You: i have a spare croissant left
You: i eat it
Stranger: cos of ure eatin
Stranger: then mummy comes and refills
Stranger: :D
Stranger: she’ll do that right about now
You: SHE’S NOT BACK
You: IT’S LATE!
Stranger: :O
You: oh yes
You: here she is.
Stranger: phewwwww
Stranger: that was a close one
You: with a new teenager!
You: that’s good.
Stranger: yeh…u go eat that chubby little bastard
Stranger: go on……
You: yeees
You: yummy
Stranger: u done yet?
You: yeah
Stranger: now what u eatin?
You: obvious question
You: a cherry
You: it was on a pie
Stranger: what else?
You: the pie itself
Stranger: what else?
You: a pig
Stranger: what else?
Stranger: fish?
You: BLEAH
You: nope
You: i hate it
Stranger: its not like u to turn down food tho
Stranger: r u feelin alrite?
You: nope
You: but i’m eating chocolate
You: now my life is better
Stranger: gooood
Stranger: now what else u eatin?
You: YOU
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Camilla from Italy
(37 votes, score: 3.92)
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Hahaha xD