Fatty Owls
July 31st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hello
You: It said we were supposed to say hi but we both said hello. We’re such bloody rebels.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: you are right!!!
You: I know, we should form a crime fighting team.
Stranger: and make a fortune with it!!!
You: Hell yes!
You: It will look like we’re fighting crime but really we’ll be the ones robbing the banks, etc.
Stranger: yeah,
Stranger: and give it to the needy
Stranger: like us… ;-)
You: Haha, yes. I like you style.
You: *your
Stranger: can you tell me somethin about you rebel?
Stranger: thx
You: I am from England. You go!
Stranger: germany
Stranger: male
You: Don’t mention the war, don’t mention the war, don’t mention the war. So er…. How are you…
Stranger: ??? what did you mean with that
Stranger: youre a guy as well?
You: Damn, my internal dialougue is somehow being shown.
You: We won the war, admit it buddy.
Stranger: so what?
You: If it wasn’t for us, you’d all be speaking German now.
Stranger: yeah, but otherwise you would have had the privilege to learn German as well…
just kidding. war is long time over. and germany wont do something like that again
just kidding. war is long time over. and germany wont do something like that again
You: That’s good to know.
You: Lets have a eternal virtual football match in the middle of no mans land that is Omegle.
Stranger: we can do penalty shootouts better
Stranger: ;-)
You: We do real shootouts better
Stranger: i like the football ones better…
Stranger: and well, you join wars on fake expertises
You: We’ll do whatever the fuck we like.
Stranger: still clinging to the emperor’s role, aren’t you?! ^^
You: Long live the Queen!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Zane from England
(34 votes, score: 4.12)
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really, Zane from England. i hope someday i get to talk to you… even though it inevitably will end up with me feeling like a tool. hahaha you’re hilarious.