Fake Cultural Clash
September 11th, 2010
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: r u a wird person
You: Well
You: not sure
You: define weird
Stranger: perv
You: I dont think so
Stranger: or crazy
You: are you?
Stranger: no
You: lots of crazy people around here huh?
Stranger: yah
Stranger: but its still fun to talk to other ppl
You: yeah, even if they are pervs or crazy
You: sometimes its more fun to talk with them
Stranger: mabey not pervs
You: what kind of weirds pervs have you had
Stranger: some one ask me to send naked pic
You: someone asked me once if I liked to have someone shit in my mouth
Stranger: lol
Stranger: this is a funny place
You: sure is :)
Stranger: so where you live what country
You: Sweden, you?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: sorry but were is sweeden
You: Europe
You: just kidding its in the middle east
You: near Oman
You: and right next to UAE
Stranger: ahh
You: I ride a camel to work every day
Stranger: lol
You: do you have camels over there?
Stranger: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: not a single camel?
You: then how do you pay for stuff?
Stranger: at the zoo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: usd
Stranger: $$$$$$$$$$$
Stranger: cash money
You: wow
You: we just pay with camels
You: or camel dung
Stranger: so you dont have credit cards
You: we have credit hoof
Stranger: visa
Stranger: or master card
Stranger: sorry master hoof
You: no need
You: camels are good currency
You: camel dung for the lesser items
You: good for agriculture
Stranger: sure it is
You: tell me about this usa
Stranger: what you eat shishkabobs
You: sometimes, but we eat a lot of camel meat too
Stranger: usa has foot ball
You: like in europe? kick the ball
Stranger: and nascar
Stranger: no foot ball
You: where you kick a round ball?
Stranger: no feet nvolved
You: but the ball is round?
Stranger: no more oval
You: so, no feet involved and the ball isnt round
You: strange this foot ball
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye
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Submitted by The Duck from Sweden
(96 votes, score: 4.52)
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This is the best I’ve seen so far. Very entertaining.
I’m from Oman hahaha xD
this is dumb
Funny cause it points out how ignorant Americans are.
just epic…
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA! Americans are so funny…
hahaha, you’re great!
this idiot doesn’t represent all americans, promise!