Evil Man-Eating Beaver
March 7th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
You: hello
Stranger: whats up?
You: i don’t know really
You: u?
Stranger: nothing
You: cool
Stranger: ya I just got done building the dam…
You: oh, are you a beaver?
Stranger: yep you got it
You: make sure you brush you teeth then
Stranger: ehh I like the nice orange tint to them, really freaks out the humans
You: yeah but your teeth are your livlihood, without them you have nothing
Stranger: I still have my tail, the dam needs mudpatters
You: oh i forgot about thatg
You: that*
Stranger: but thats besides the point, my teeth being a lively orange color is not bad for them
You: well i’m just trying to look out for ya
Stranger: well thank you then
You: so what exactly do beavers eat?
Stranger: small children
You: oh
You: i always thought small vegetables or something would do
Stranger: well ya vegetables are easier, I mean theyre the same thing as other humans but they just lay there
Stranger: of course we usually have to steal them from the hospitals
You: have you ever tried an orphanage?
Stranger: already raided all the orphanage around these parts
You: oh i see how that could happen
Stranger: yaa they run out of children fast
Stranger: most of them are too weak and frail to even put up a fight, of course that means little meat
You: plus who wants to put their baby up for adoption to a company that is frequently raided by beavers
Stranger: exactly! thats why all the orphanages around here shut down
You: so have you ever tried banding your brothers together to take down bigger prey?
Stranger: well sure we always take down the occasional passerby but during raids its much more effecient just to have one beaver each get a child
You: but if it became necessary you would be more than willing to begin killing adults?
Stranger: ohhh sure, adults are a bit gamby but other than that, good eating
You: that’s all i needed to hear BEAVER SCUM. THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING RIGHT TO THE POLICE!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Aron from USA
(8 votes, score: 4.25)
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