Everyday Adventure
June 29th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: yakkah
Stranger: .
Stranger: com
You: Is worse than Omegle.
Stranger: hahaha lool
Stranger: youve heard it before yeah?
Stranger: i have to
Stranger: pises me off
You: So you are on a quest to piss more people off, is that it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
Stranger: everytime
Stranger: i get some come on saying hello its allway
Stranger: yakkah .com yakkah.com
You: You are now talking to two girls!
You: Jenny 19
Stranger: oh no
You: Louise 17
You: We got this great site where you can see us naked.
Stranger: for gods sake <facepalm>
Stranger: hahaha
You: www.thisisascamtogetyourhardearnedmoney.com
You: See you there!
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: our funny!
Stranger: *your
You: *You’re, actually.
You: But thanks.
Stranger: oh i do apolgise
You: It’s okay.
You: So, I got a question for you.
Stranger: shoot
You: You are sitting on a bench in a park, on a sunny and wonderful day, when you suddenly see a strange man throwing an object into some nearby bushes. What do you do?
Stranger: i hide in the bushes that he’s trowing rock is and jump out and scare him
You: You are currently sitting on the bench, you can’t just teleport into the bushes.
Stranger: i’ll walk over to the bushes then
You: You walk over to the bushes. What now?
You: The man has now walked out of the park, and is nowhere to be seen.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: i stay in the bushes
Stranger: and make a camp fire
You: You take a seat in the bushes, and make a camp fire.
You: Oh no, the bushes has been set on fire!
Stranger: i run out of the bushes
You: A wooden box is revealed as some of the plants are burned away.
You: You run out of the bushes, leaving the wooden box behind.
Stranger: but stop to look at the box
You: On a second thought, you run back, and inspect the box.
Stranger: is there a key?
You: It’s somewhat big, and it is locked.
Stranger: is it locked?
You: No key to be found.
Stranger: is it breakable?
You: It may be, since it is made out of wood.
You: It ain’t too big, you can take it under your arm.
Stranger: i rip it open with my girly human strength
You: But it will slow you down, if you try to open it up.
Stranger: i dont have much, i need to get to mordour
You: You try to force it open, but you probably need a hammer or something, to smash it open.
Stranger: i’ll leave it
Stranger: its probly only a power pack anywya
You: You leave the box, and step some distanse away from the fire.
Stranger: do i have any burns?
You: The bushes has now completely burned down, with the box.
You: Of some sort of miracle, you aren’t hurt at all!
Stranger: wow, im awsum
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lets run to london
Stranger: thats where my house is
You: You are currently in London.
Stranger: i need to get the tube to my house
Stranger: to collect my belongings for the trip
You: Luckily, the tube is just outside the park.
You: You walk there, happy with your life.
You: While you are waiting for the train to arrive, you see a man stealing a woman’s purse. What do you do?
Stranger: i help her, even though im a girl and will porbly get stabbed in the proces
You: How do you help her?
You: The thief got the back towards you.
You: He struggles to get the purse, as the woman refuses to give it away so easily.
Stranger: i grab my pepper spray
Stranger: tap him on the shoulder
Stranger: spry it in his eyes
Stranger: he falls onto the rails
Stranger: and gets smushed
You: Woah, woah, woah!
You: Easy there!
You: You say what you do, I tell what happens.
Stranger: hahah
You: You can’t break the rules!
Stranger: XD
Stranger: ok fair enough
You: You spray the pepper spray in his eyes, and he yells: “My eyes, my beautiful eyes!”.
You: He wipes his eyes desperatly, with no effect.
You: He can not see your face, but he can make out your silhuette. He tackles you to the ground!
Stranger: dam
Stranger: i have a knife on me
You: He got your arms locked, you can’t reach it.
Stranger: i spit in his face
You: And you lost your pepper spray when you got tackled, and it rolled down on the tracks.
You: You ready a spit, and spits in his face.
You: He screams: “You fucking bitch, I am going to kill you!”.
You: He grabs his switchblade, leaving you with one free hand. What do you do? Quick! Time is of the matter!
Stranger: i grab his cratch!
Stranger: *crotch
Stranger: XD
You: You grab him by the balls, and squeeze them as hard as you can. It is so hard actually, that you would probably have gotten juice out of a rock!
Stranger: pahaha
Stranger: that dosent sound like me XD
You: The thief sounds like a thousand banshees being raped.
You: He falls over, and rolls around.
Stranger: i get up and stomp on his balls!
You: You can clearly see tears coming out of his eyes, but you don’t know if it is the pepper spray or manly tears. Probably a bit of both.
You: There ain’t no balls left, you crushed them.
Stranger: haha woo
Stranger: i walk away
Stranger: ad get my train
You: You walk into the train, which has now arrived.
Stranger: i sit next to a hobo
You: The woman picks up her purse outside, and follows you into the train.
You: There ain’t no hobos on the train, they are currently at the nearest shelter, getting soup.
You: Instead, the woman sits next to you.
You: She thanks you, and you can see her blushing. May she be interested in you, perhaps?
You: What do you say to her?
Stranger: erm sory luv, im not a lesibian
Stranger: ooo i need to peel some potatos
Stranger: brb
Stranger: i wont be goin
You: You can see the lady being a bit disappointed, but she quickly replies: “I didn’t ask if you were!”.
You: She blushes even more than before.
You: There is now an awkward silence between the two of you. Do you break it?
You: Woah, you forgot to go off at your stop!
You: The whole train is almost empty, but the lady sits still right next to you.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im back
Stranger: i move away from the lady
You: You find another seat to sit on.
You: The lady follows you!
Stranger: arghhh
Stranger: ok
You: Has she some kind of mental problem?
Stranger: i threaten her with a boiled sweet
You: She is clearly not afraid of those.
You: She rips it out of your hands, and eats it.
Stranger: fuuucckkkk
Stranger: i get off at the next stop
Stranger: jesus i should of let the thief rob her
You: You get off at the next stop.
Stranger: i need to grab a bite to eat
Stranger: any shops?
You: The woman tries to follow you, but the doors closes before she can get off.
You: As the train rolls away, she blows at the window, and makes a heart.
Stranger: awww i wave
You: She waves back, and you make out a tear running down her cheek.
Stranger: but flip her ff instead
You: You flip her the bird, and she now cries in her hands.
You: The lady is gone, for the rest of your life.
Stranger: but im a girl
Stranger: im not a lesbian XD
Stranger: im not fussed
Stranger: i need money
You: You have never been at this stop before, but you see a dirty kebab shop.
You: You search your pockets, and you find £13!
Stranger: mmmmm i love kebab
You: Do you approach the shop?
Stranger: it should only be 3 pounds
Stranger: so yeah why not
You: You approach the stall, and you look at the menu.
You: Rat kebob: £1.4.
Cat kebob: £1.7
Dog kebob: £2.2
“Real” kebob: £2.8
Cat kebob: £1.7
Dog kebob: £2.2
“Real” kebob: £2.8
Stranger: cat kebob ^^ mmmm
Stranger: and a dr pepper
Stranger: whats the worst that could happen eh?
You: You go to the counter, and you see a Turkish looking man, wearing a dirty sweatshirt, with a cigarette in his mouth, and it seems he hasn’t shaved for a while.
You: You say you want a cat kebob, and a Dr. Pepper.
You: He tells you he does not have a Dr. Pepper, but he has a Intern Salt.
You: That will be £2.
Stranger: whats intern salt?
Stranger: what about mountain dew?
You: He got Hill Dew.
You: Intern Salt is somewhat similair to Dr. Pepper, only it’s made in a country you have never heard about before.
You: Atleast he tells you so.
Stranger: hmmm i think i’ll pass
You: So it will be a cat kebob?
Stranger: yes please im starving
You: You give the man £1.7, and he says that you will get your food shortly.
You: You stand there waiting, and you suddenly hear alot of weird noises behind the stall.
You: It sounds like a black metal band from Finland is playing behind the stall.
You: No matter, your food is ready now!
Stranger: no wait im a big fan of music
You: He gives you a plastic fork, and he wants it back when you are done. It looks like it has been used. Eeew.
You: You can no longer hear those weird noises.
Stranger: ohh dam
Stranger: i’ll use my hands
You: You use your hands to eat the kebob with, and you make a mess all over your hands and clothes. Damn it.
You: You didn’t get any napkins, maybe you should ask for one?
Stranger: no i find a bathroom and clean up
You: You look around, but you can only see factories, and a long road with little traffic on it.
Stranger: i run into the oad and stop a car
You: You try to stop a car, but it speeds past you.
You: A biker from Bells Hangles stops, and ask if you need anything.
You: He is wearing shades, a bandana and a tight leather vest. He got tattooes of naked womans on his sleeve.
Stranger: i jump on his bike
Stranger: i have a hemlet in my beg
Stranger: *bag
You: You tell him you want a lift, and he says: “Sure, jump on!”. You strap on your pink helm. It sure is weird what women fit in their bags.
Stranger: i have a carpet bag
You: As you drive off, he asks where you want to go.
Stranger: i wanna go to china
You: The biker replies: “China, huh? I guess I can take you to Heathrow.”.
Stranger: i jump off
You: In speed?!
Stranger: barrle roll donw the M1
You: Alright, you jump off, and you rolls down the M1. A Toyota Prius that has it’s throttle jammed runs you over.
You: The world goes black.
You: You wake up in the hospital, several days later.
You: The room is white, and quite boring. Much like a normal hospital.
Stranger: i pull out my UV drip
You: You see a mirror lying on the table beside you, along with a remote for the TV. A red string hangs behind you, and it says that if you pull it, a nurse will be sent to your room.
You: You pull out the UV-drip. Ouch!
You: What now?
Stranger: im in a hospital nighty
Stranger: i run down the corridoor
Stranger: and walk into a room
You: You try to stand up, but it seems like both of your legs are broken. Bummer.
Stranger: i craw
You: You roll out of bed, and hit the floor.
You: You land on your bruised hand, and you can’t stop the “Ooooooowh, damn it!” from escaping your mouth.
You: Suddenly, a handsome male nurse comes into the room.
You: “Oh my, what are you doing out of bed, miss?”, he says.
Stranger: i was goin to get you i say
You: “Silly you”, he says. “You could have pulled the string.”
You: Although he looks quite weak, he manages to put you back to bed.
You: “Now, was there anything you wanted?”, he asks.
Stranger: a kiss?
You: “I can’t do that, my hubby at home would be jealous”, he replies. “Maybe some food, or perhaps you want to check out what is on the television?”.
Stranger: dam your gay?
Stranger: fucks sake
Stranger: i try and run for it again
You: You roll out of bed, and try not to hit your bruised arm. You land on your back, but now you hit your head.
You: The homosexual nurse looks at you curiously, and asks what you are doing.
Stranger: im trying to turn you hetrosexual
You: “Many have tried, but all has failed.”, he replies to you, the same time as he puts you back to bed.
Stranger: i drag him toward myself and kiss him
You: “You were badly hurt, you need stay still. Now, was there anything you wanted?”
You: You give him a big kiss on the mouth, and he pulls himself away.
You: “Stop that, young miss!”
You: He pulls the red string, and soon, an amazing nurse walks into the room.
Stranger: for god sake
You: Although you are a girl, you must admit it is the prettiest lady you have ever seen.
Stranger: this better not turn into an orgy
You: The homosexual nurse walks out of the room, leaving you in the female nurse’s care.
You: The nurse opens her mouth, and out comes the most soothing sound you have ever heard. “May I be of assistance, miss?”
Stranger: bring me a man who isnt gay please
Stranger: oh and whiles your at it
Stranger: get me some magic potion to get me out of this hell hole
Stranger: of an orgy
You: We can’t have you molesting the staff here at the hospital, that is why I was sent here. Your doctor is quite cute, though.
You: “I’m afraid we don’t have any magic potions, but the doctors will do their best to get you back up and running.”
Stranger: well i dont wanna sty here
You: “Now, do you want something to eat while you wait?”
You: You got no option. You will be written out of the hospital in two weeks.
Stranger: well give me a time machine
Stranger: and take me two weeks into the future
You: “I’m afraid they haven’t been invented yet. I may turn on the TV, if you like? That will surely help time go by.”
You: The nurse turns on the TV, before you are able to answer.
Stranger: dude seriously
Stranger: ive gott be on here for two weeks
You: This is what is on the television:
Channel 1: Rio Grande with John Wayne.
Channel 2: Deadliest Catch.
Channel 3: Home Improvement.
Channel 4: Simpsons.
Channel 5: A Fistful of Dollars.
Channel 6: Married With Children.
Channel 7: Family oriented documentaries.
Channel 1: Rio Grande with John Wayne.
Channel 2: Deadliest Catch.
Channel 3: Home Improvement.
Channel 4: Simpsons.
Channel 5: A Fistful of Dollars.
Channel 6: Married With Children.
Channel 7: Family oriented documentaries.
Stranger: channel 2
Stranger: i love that
Stranger: crabs!
You: You ask for her to switch to channel 2, and as the nurse sees the crabs, she is reminded of something she was going to tell you.
You: “You got crabs.”
You: Suddenly, there is drama on the television!
You: A big wave knocks a man overboard, and he helplessly fights the waves.
Stranger: ffs! i have CRABS?
Stranger: <facepalm>
You: He is dragged under, and the crew yells: “Yaaay, he was such an asshole, good riddance!”
You: “You do. Sorry to say so.”, the nurse replies.
Stranger: your a fucking bitch! i spit in her face!
You: You spit at the nurse, but it doesn’t reach, as she is too far away. You end up spitting on your arm. The nurse giggles at you.
Stranger: im suddenly attracted to her
You: You notice she got the biggest cleavage you have ever seen. How do you proceed?
Stranger: she cant
Stranger: because i do
You: Fine, you notice she has nearly as big cleavage as you do. How do you proceed?
Stranger: i grab her hand
Stranger: pull her closer
You: You grab her hand, and pull her closer. You feel no resist in the nurse’s movements, it feels like she is moving closer towards you on her own.
You: Your lips meet, and you share a long kiss. As you make out, you can feel a warm hand slowly running up towards your thigh. She teases you, by making wonderful figures on in the area around your private parts.
You: -on*
Stranger: i suddenly realise that i am still stright and push her away
You: You push her away, and she lands on her butt. You can see her thong is wet with excitement. She looks at you with confused eyes.
Stranger: i go to sleep
You: You fall asleep, and ignores the screams of agony from the fishers on the television.
You: You are awoken by the most handsome man you have ever seen. It’s your doctor.
Stranger: is he still gay?
You: There is a difference between a nurse and a doctor, dear you.
Stranger: hahah oh hello
You: The doctor is muscular, got short, brown hair, and got a 5 o’ clock shadow.
You: “Hello, miss. How are you feeling?”
Stranger: better now your here, do let your boss know that the nurse made a move on me last night
You: “My ears are delighted to hear that. Oh, about that. I have heard that you have been rude to the staff.”, he says, with a deep voice.
Stranger: rude?
Stranger: how very dare you!
You: We got reports of assault, attempts to escape, seducing, and rude comments.
You: “You are giving this hospital a bad name. What do you have to say in your defence?”
Stranger: your making me so wet right now with you shouting at me with all your ruggedness
You: “I believe the nurse told you about the crabs? Well, it says here in your journal that you got some STDs too. I believe they may be the cause to you being wet right now. Do you want me to bring you some tissues?”
Stranger: ffs
Stranger: i chew my wrists
Stranger: till the start spitting blood
You: The doctor drags away your arm, and yells: “Easy now, it was only a joke!”
You: “You don’t have crabs either, we got a sick sense of humour at this hospital. Sorry about that.”, he says.
Stranger: your a fucking dick!
Stranger: dick!
You: “I am sorry..”, he tells you, with puppy eyes. “How can I make it good again?”
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: but i must go now :(
Stranger: im about to have dinner
You: Wait!
Stranger: this has been loads of fun though
Stranger: oh ok
You: “I find you pretty, young miss.”, the doctor says with his deep, sexy voice.
Stranger: haha
You: “You know, I make several millions each year.”.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i must go now though :(
Stranger: this hase been so much fun
You: Indeed it has.
Stranger: whats you name btw?
Stranger: im jasmine
You: The doctor leans over you, and you feel his penis throbbing against your genitalia. You feel faint, and a great pain suddenly strikes your right arm. You cling to your chest, and screams in pain.
You: “She’s having an heart attack”, the doctor screams. “Come help me!”.
Stranger: haha byeee xxx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Kenneth from Norway
(48 votes, score: 4.52)
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Sorry for the somewhat perverted ending, I had to kill her.
It saddens me I didn’t get to finish this, as I just missed one line. That was supposed to be like this: “Doctors and nurses rushes to your room, and performs CPR on you. It is to no use, and as your life flashes before your eyes, you disconnect from this world.”
If you have read the whole conversation, then I thank you, and hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
I absolutely adore this conversation and I wish to meet someone like you on omegle ^^ It’s actually made me want to try it out and I had a few of them really weird haha
this is the greatest thing ive ever read XD
role players on omegle. yes.
all i ever get are pervs, you lucky sucka!
This is the #1 convo, at least that I’ve heard.