Epic Phallus
March 18th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Epic penis from the heavens falls down next to you. What do you do.
Stranger: hit it with my broadsword
You: Epic penis gets its head cut off and falls to the ground. It ejaculates a stream of semen at you. What do you do.
Stranger: block with my shield
You: Epic penis secretes acidic semen which burns your shield. It has now grown two heads. What do you do.
Stranger: Burn it with tar
You: Epic penis stands back in horror as the semen and tar combines to form a giant flaming white bubble. Epic penis dives into your direction. What do you do.
Stranger: Throw a switch which activates a trap door underneath me
You: Epic penis with 2 heads gets confused and starts to scream. It uses its balls to walk toward the trapdoor. It falls in and follows you. What do you do.
Stranger: Dig mt sword into the wall so I do not fall on to the AIDS infected spikes
You: Epic penis spots the AIDS spikes. It takes a step back, gets aroused and hardens, and bounces on its balls to reach you. What do you do.
Stranger: Throw gay porn in its direction
You: Epic penis SCREAMS in fury as the homoerotic material hits both its heads. It makes one last jumps towards you but misses. Epic penis falls to its death on the AIDS spikes.
You: Epic penis CONVULSES, and dies.
You: You have survived Epic Penis.
You: HI-SCORE.
You: Thank you for playing.
Stranger: Thank you for an adventure
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Justin from USA
(46 votes, score: 4.35)
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