Epic Phallus 3
March 20th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Epic penis falls down from the heaven and lands next to you. What do you do?
Stranger: compare it to my penis and conclude that i’m a lucky man
You: Epic penis growls in territorial preparation, it grows harder and longer until it’s as tall as you. It lunges at you. What do you do?
Stranger: engage the fight
You: Epic penis snarls and lunges. How do you defend?
Stranger: toss my penis into battle
You: Epic penis strangles smallballs with its hairs of infinity, and attempts to drown it with epic semen. What are your commands for smallballs?
Stranger: stop it epic penis
You: Smallballs rears its uncircumsized head, and MAD RUSHES at Epic Penis. It’s speed and agility BLINDS epic penis. Small balls is on the cusp of victory. What do you want to do?
Stranger: cheer
You: Small balls is invigorated by owner’s CHEER, and delivers the fatal blow, severing epic penis’ head. Epic penis flops about and dies. Flaccid, and cold.
You: Smallballs has claimed victory.
You: You have bested Epic Penis.
You: HI-SCORE
You: Just second to Ben.
You: Thank you for playing Epic Penis.
Stranger: thank you too
Stranger: what’s your asl?
You: Epic Penis has Epic Penis.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Justin from USA
(51 votes, score: 4.12)
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lol asl:))
I think i am becoming a fan of this Epic Phallus series. haha.
Marvel should venture into making a comic out of this one lol
That would be kinda weird….