Epic Phallus 2
March 18th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Epic penis from the heavens falls down next to you. What do you do?
Stranger: shove one in the person next to you’s mouth?
You: Epic penis struggles free from your grip and is now angry. It arouses itself, gets hard, and charges at you. What do you do?
Stranger: wrestle it to the floor and shove it in th person next to myself’s mouth
You: Epic penis struggles in your arms, it shoots blinding semen in your eyes to confuse you. You’re covered in epic semen. What do you do.
Stranger: take it off and nick some new clothes from the nearest shop, and get a saw out and circumcise the bastard
You: Epic penis SQUIRMS IN PAIN and screams for mercy, epic balls bounces at your trying to swat you off. It stuffs pubic hair the size of clown’s heads at your face. What do you do.
Stranger: double backflip and body slam it
You: Epic penis is squashed and goes flaccid, it tries to limp away, dragging its balls as it attempts to escape. You have two choices. Let it run, OR continuing attacking it. What do you choose?
Stranger: let it run and get chuck norristo take care of it
You: You have defeated Epic Penis and demonstrated mercy.
You: You have beat the game.
You: HI-SCORE.
You: Thank you for playing.
Stranger: yay
Stranger: my names ben, so you know who to call for the high score board ;D
You: Ben on the HI SCORE EPIC PENIS board. Computer has noted.
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Justin from USA
(43 votes, score: 4.19)
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