Elephant MD
January 31st, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi im an elephant
You: hi ima giraffe
Stranger: im so jealous of your patterns
Stranger: staring at you makes me think im on acid
You: im jealous of ur trunk. i wish something on me moved liek that..
Stranger: o ya
Stranger: penis looking things on ur face are totes attractive
You: well to other elephants.
You: the nice thing about us giraffes…
You: amazing deep throat
You: plenty of room
Stranger: giraffes have small penises tho
Stranger: so its not needed
You: it doesnt mean we only do it with other giraffes
Stranger: o
Stranger: who do you do it with/
You: just sucked off an elephant last week
You: personnal triumph
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: i congratulate you
You: yea it was.. a little confusing at first..
You: awe thanx
You: it was good in the ned though
You: end*
Stranger: did you use a condom?
You: …. well no, not rly..
Stranger: :o
Stranger: what if uget aids
Stranger: elephants dont rly shower
You: yea i know… but ya see we were in the moment..
You: and we wouldve had to leave themoment
You: and it was perfect.. yea we both decided we didnt care
Stranger: well u betta check yourself before u wreck yourself…
You: yea i know..
You: seriously now what is this? advice on elepahnt stds from soem random elephant
Stranger: wel
Stranger: l
Stranger: im a md
You: oh rly now. well isnt that piecen of advice conveniently placed
You: dammit meant info..
You: we get our nouns confused
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Bino from USA
(14 votes, score: 3.50)
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