Easy Way Out
June 3rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: *Takes Aim* Where’s the target Sgt Schaffter? My sights are a little blury.
You: God dammnit corporal! Get your ass out there and fire!
Stranger: I cant see him! He’s hiding out behind those hills!
You: Right. We know he’s there, and he knows we’re here. Sooner or later he’s going to stick his head up to take a shot at as. AND THEN YOU’RE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS INTO GEAR AND SHOOT HIM
Stranger: I see him! *Takes Shot* God dang imported guns! Always jammin up!
Stranger: Fail.
You: That’s it. We’re going to have to go up there, corporal.
Stranger: I’m fat! I cant run!
You: DON’T YOU TELL ME YOU CAN’T RUN YOU SNIVELLING LARD BALL! YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS – SHOOT OR BE SHOT. NOW GET YOUR HUGE ASS UP OFF THE GROUND AND GET IN THERE BEFORE WE’RE ALL BLOWN TO HELL!!!
Stranger: *Takes out pistol and commits suicide*
You: Well, that’s one less ass to worry about
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Bec from Australia
(29 votes, score: 3.86)
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