Dumbass Test
October 29th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: After careful calculations…
You: I have concluded that…
Stranger: yes…
You: You are a…
You: DOUBLE-DUMBASS.
Stranger: PRECISELY
You: Would you like to upgrade your rank?
Stranger: yes
You: Very well, than.
You: What is the square root of 4?
You: then*
Stranger: 16
You: *calculating*
Stranger: no wait…
Stranger: shit…
You: You are now…
You: a TRIPLE-DUMBASS.
Stranger: BRILLIANT
You: Would you like to upgrade your rank again?
You: (or downgrade)
Stranger: YES
You: Very well, then.
You: What is bigger?
You: Rhode Island…
You: or Mercury?
Stranger: oh shit….
Stranger: i’m gonna have to with…
Stranger: spoon
You: *calculating*
You: You are now…
You: DUMBASS^4
Stranger: IM THE BESTA, AROUUUUND
Stranger: NOTHINS GONNA EVER BRING ME DOWN
You: (That’s dumbass raised to the fourth power)
You: You have one more try.
Stranger: ok
You: Very well, then.
You: If you and I have been chatting for about 10 minutes and the tax value on internet hasn’t changed in the last 20 hours…
You: what is my name?
Stranger: Stranger
You: HOLY SHIT!!! THAT’S RIGHT!!!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Manny from USA
(27 votes, score: 4.56)
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