Dubious Drummer
August 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello
You: *starts playing the drums*
Stranger: Do you have breasts?
Stranger: Me touchy touchy…
Stranger: *puts hands in grabbing motion*
You: *looks up while still playing the drums*
Stranger: Come here!!!
You: JUST A SEC!!! *beats the shit out of the drums*
Stranger: You’re a lady right?
You: *puts down drum sticks* nope I’m a guy but you can still touchy touchy if you know what I mean *winks*
Stranger: Faggot
Stranger: Die
You: *gets up and starts walking towards the stranger*
You: ahem
Stranger: I’ll sock you out
You: smoochie smoochie
You: *raises out arms*
Stranger: *socks you hard in the head*
Stranger: *runs*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Jimmy from USA
(40 votes, score: 3.78)
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