Don’t Bring a Potato To a Knife Fight
March 5th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Parkway Drive?
You: pardon?
Stranger: nevermind
Stranger: KNIFE FIGHT!
You: okay!!
You: *whips out knife*
Stranger: oh its on
Stranger: STABBY
Stranger: STAB
Stranger: STAB STAB
Stranger: yeah your done
You: *ninja moves out of the way*
Stranger: you came unprepared
Stranger: no its too last
Stranger: your dead
Stranger: late*
You: did you count on my KNIFE PROOF VEST
You: hon hon
Stranger: OH FUCK
You: STAB
You: STAB STAB
You: muahahah
You: i think i just won
You: BOO YA
Stranger: negative
Stranger: i switched your knife with a potato!
You: DAMN IT! NOOO
Stranger: now dont you look stupid
You: i am HUMILIATED!
Stranger: you are@!
You: damn it!
You: *throws potato at your head*
You: he he
Stranger: ouch
You: thats right
Stranger: you fuck!
Stranger: now its on!
You: BRING IT
Stranger: *grabs a plastic bag and makes you swallow it*
Stranger: NOW ISINT THAT WEIRD
You: *whips out a whole selection of vegetables*
You: ooh
You: its lodged in my throat
Stranger: choke bitch!
You: oh its okay, i got it down
Stranger: damn dude you just swallowed a plastic bag
You: *whips out my carrot* (in a non sexual way)
Stranger: i think you should go to the ER or something
You: and just let you win?
You: im not going down that easy
Stranger: damn your smarter than you look
You: just coz im a girl
You: with melons
Stranger: *bites on your carrot* (in a sexual way)
You: ouch!
You: bastard!
Stranger: what now!
You: be gentle!
Stranger: your a tranny
You: you love it.
Stranger: i do
You: so the choice is now yours: continue the knife fight or engage in hot tranny sex.
Stranger: fuck this is the hardest decision ive ever had to make
You: its like sophies choice, eh
You: but oh oh what’s the tranny done now!
Stranger: jesus this is hard
Stranger: oh noes!
You: during your pondering, she grabs your knife
You: and oh
You: you’re dead.
Stranger: fuck!
Stranger: dammit!
You: TRANNY POWER!
Stranger: how do you feel about necrophelia?
You: im not completely against it
Stranger: carry on with the hot tranny sex then
You: not quite so hot now i dont think
You: luke warm perhaps
Stranger: eh, its better than the alternative
You: fair point
You: are you opposed to me using your blood as lubricant?
You: im afraid its all i got
Stranger: not at all
You: splendid
You: uhhhhhhhh!
You: wow.
You: that was good.
You: you were amazing
Stranger: i try
You: and you succeed
Stranger: yay post-mortem orgasms!
You: hahahaah
You: it’s been a good day
You: victory and satisfaction!
Stranger: indeed
You: i might take you home with me
Stranger: oh but theres one more thing
You: oh dear!
Stranger: LOLAIDS
You: NOOOOOO
Stranger: MWAHAHAHA
You: i didnt even know it was possible to get aids from a dead person
You: DAMN IT
Stranger: anything is possible
You: enjoy the genital warts
Stranger: i will
Stranger: the more the merrier
You: and the crabs
Stranger: yay new pets!
You: hahahahaa
You: thank you for this
You: i have thoroughly enjoyed
Stranger: agreed, good times all around
You: :) :)
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Lizzie from UK
(39 votes, score: 4.51)
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