Disgustingly Experimental
March 5th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: howdy
You: hello there
Stranger: asl
You: do i have to?
You: i prefer to keep an air of mystery
You: it’s more exciting
You: and horny
Stranger: how is this in any way shap or form ‘horny’
You: i have strange fetishes
Stranger: if this arrouses you, you must be an insanely premature ejaculator
You: i am, but i don’t see how that’s here or there
You: care to send me a photocopy of your knee?
Stranger: hmm, left or right?
You: surprise me
Stranger: oh you saucy git ;)
You: sauciness is one of my specialities darling
Stranger: what sorta sauce?
Stranger: i like ketchup, but im not into mayonaise..
You: i’m more of a salad cream kind of guy myself
You: but i dabble with mustard and brown sauce
Stranger: noooo salad cream, mustard, you sick bastard!!! why do you have to be so disgustingly experimental
Stranger: brown sauce is rather good
You: my middle name is disgustingly experimental
Stranger: thats 2 middle names is it not?
You: it’s all one word
You: disgustinglyexperimental
You: it’s swedish
Stranger: oh how fancy
You: indeed
You: it’s after my great grandfather disgustinglyexperimental smith
Stranger: he sounds like quite a disgustingly experimental guy
You: ironically he wasn’t
You: he was really more respectfully conservative
Stranger: ironic indeed
You: it’s a pity he died from falling into a cauldron of alphabetty spaghetti, i’d have liked to meet him
Stranger: at least he died in tasty style
Stranger: im sure he had wonderful last moments both eating and making words with the speghetti goodness
You: yes, he tried to save himself by spelling out SOS in the spaghetti but he couldn’t find an O
You: such a shame
Stranger: damn and blast
You: quite
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Nick from England
(36 votes, score: 4.50)
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